I make things with code and tinker with virtual reality πŸ’«

Melbourne, Australia
Joined February 2009
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telling a senior engineer with total comp $200-800k who can get pretty much any job in their field of expertise: ahaha that's what you egt for badmouthing the boss!! better luck at McDonald's snowflake!!!!
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Replying to @christapeterso
Guy who makes a living making Mukbang videos in his underwear: Ok Elon, if you press F12 it will open up a thing called "developer tools" and in that panel called "console" type in 'console.log("Hello world")' and see what happens! Elon: Wow! Hey, are you looking for a job?
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elon musk and mark zuckerberg are showing the world that meritocracy is indeed a lie and that they didn’t work harder or smarter than everyone else contrary to popular opinion. it’s great.
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every inner city design studio's website is basically Nirvana's 1996 website but with framework bloat
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Normalize liking your spouse
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sweating as i hand over a pic of frodo to the hairdresser when they ask if i have any inspo for my shag mullet
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Hey dev friends, are any of you attending DrupalSouth this year? πŸ‘€
Why does this look like a Death Stranding character
Today is the feast day of Mary Magdalene. This is said to be her skull, which was discovered by the monks of Saint-Maximin-la-Sainte-Baume in 1279. It's kept under a glass dome in a golden reliquary in the crypt of a Gothic basilica dedicated to the saint in Southern France.
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Elden Ring actually has a hidden hard mode! First you have to have a toddler Then while you're fighting a boss, make sure the toddler is jumping up and down in front of you yelling "HE'S GOING TO HIT YOU WITH A HAMMER" This will make the game approximately 100x more difficult.
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My first souls-like game and I haven't truly enjoyed a game to this level in a very long time, I still have not finished my first playthrough πŸ™ƒ
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The worst thing I've done for myself as a first-time parent is to get caught up in infant sleep information overload. All the stress of "wake windows", "drowsy but awake", charts detailing sleep minimums by months, all the fear-mongering by the sleep training industry
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This is was a path that not only goes against parental instincts but I could see it clearly leading to PPD. Saying 'fuck it' to logging sleep in apps and clock watching has been so mentally freeing. Also accepting that infant sleep isn't linear.
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Every day the thought of moving back to the motherland just seems better and better
Portugal recently introduced a law that bans employers from contacting workers outside of their regular hours by phone, message or email. cnn.it/3rdJO2h
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Kanye/Drake collab in 2009: I’ve been running the game, Pistorius/I’m a bastard in this game. Inglorious hypothetical Drake/Kanye collab 2021: (Ave Maria through 9 filters) Drake: I’m on the couch, Rick James/she on me, on my Switch, dick games Kanye: doctors lie. Doctors lie.
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a week in melbourne lockdown but make it look the bit in a post apocalyptic film where they make it to the quarantine checkpoint
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haven't tweeted anything about CP2077, given the current state of things it feels insignificant, but here's my netrunner V who i'm having a blast with
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and just like in Ghost of Tsushima, i'm spending way too much of each play session in photo mode 😩
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