If any of you still want to keep in touch can find me here: threads.net/@liliana.gif
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telling a senior engineer with total comp $200-800k who can get pretty much any job in their field of expertise: ahaha that's what you egt for badmouthing the boss!! better luck at McDonald's snowflake!!!!
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Replying to @christapeterso
Guy who makes a living making Mukbang videos in his underwear: Ok Elon, if you press F12 it will open up a thing called "developer tools" and in that panel called "console" type in 'console.log("Hello world")' and see what happens!
Elon: Wow! Hey, are you looking for a job?
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elon musk and mark zuckerberg are showing the world that meritocracy is indeed a lie and that they didnβt work harder or smarter than everyone else contrary to popular opinion. itβs great.
every inner city design studio's website is basically Nirvana's 1996 website but with framework bloat
Had a great time at my first @DrupalSouth with @justineleonard2, looking forward to Wellington next year!
sweating as i hand over a pic of frodo to the hairdresser when they ask if i have any inspo for my shag mullet
Why does this look like a Death Stranding character
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Elden Ring actually has a hidden hard mode!
First you have to have a toddler
Then while you're fighting a boss, make sure the toddler is jumping up and down in front of you yelling "HE'S GOING TO HIT YOU WITH A HAMMER"
This will make the game approximately 100x more difficult.
My first souls-like game and I haven't truly enjoyed a game to this level in a very long time, I still have not finished my first playthrough π
The worst thing I've done for myself as a first-time parent is to get caught up in infant sleep information overload. All the stress of "wake windows", "drowsy but awake", charts detailing sleep minimums by months, all the fear-mongering by the sleep training industry
Every day the thought of moving back to the motherland just seems better and better
Portugal recently introduced a law that bans employers from contacting workers outside of their regular hours by phone, message or email. cnn.it/3rdJO2h
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Kanye/Drake collab in 2009: Iβve been running the game, Pistorius/Iβm a bastard in this game. Inglorious
hypothetical Drake/Kanye collab 2021: (Ave Maria through 9 filters)
Drake: Iβm on the couch, Rick James/she on me, on my Switch, dick games
Kanye: doctors lie. Doctors lie.
a week in melbourne lockdown but make it look the bit in a post apocalyptic film where they make it to the quarantine checkpoint

























