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Haley Courtney

@hellomisshaley

✨💌💄👽☕️// whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on // she/her // ig: hellomisshaley

 San Diego, CA
Joined June 2009
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normal person@arianadotgovNov 4
they’re going to give newborn babies septum piercings at the hospital
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fawn@wholelottawifeNov 4
i’m libbing la vida loca
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Daniel@dadogekingNov 2
Sorry for letting despair get to me i forgot that at my core i am someone who overcomes
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very irritating that blow drying my hair does actually make my hair look good
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Sesame Street
@sesamestreetOct 29
It’s Weekday Update with your hosts, Colin Toast and Michael ChELMO!
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pinkie@pinkamaniaaOct 28
me as a detective: ok wait omg
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blindma1den@blindma1denOct 22
Las mujeres fuertes no estamos levantando pesas en el gimnasio, estamos en una llamada de Teams explicando lo mismo por 5ta vez
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@OmgemeralddddOct 15
“Listen to your body.” My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8–10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You’re a cow now
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cob@sillierdeaditeOct 8
one of my favorite scenes of the year
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@doyenmxnOct 6
it’s 85 degrees in october cus yall keep asking chat gpt to make yall fuckass flyers
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Resko★
@Bloke_BazOct 4
adulthood is mostly discovering that every object in your house has a filter you were supposed to replace months ago
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Rocco Botte
@rocco_botteOct 3
Sure, it’s 100 degrees in October in California, but the good news is that gas is $7
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Plazzy Wazzy@Plasma_NYCSep 28
“i never could have done this without ai !!” that means u still haven’t done it my love
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Elsa ☕️@ElsaDanversSep 27
Après 50 minutes de film, j'ai compris pourquoi Mckenna Grace avait l'air différente : c'était Kiernan Shipka depuis le début.
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Fuckin’ Princess
@8WithaTiaraSep 24
my favorite fall activity is stepping outside and not being hot and pissed off
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okay so i love a call for brevity BUT i intentionally do not want to hop in the call because i need what is being confirmed or discussed in WRITING. the amount of times people say things on the phone and PRETEND THEY DIDN’T (even with a follow up confirming/restating) is insane
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i dont understand why milennials and boomers want to Jump Into A Call over everything . like why cant this just be a fucking email!!!!
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNSep 23
It’s easier to find a needle in a haystack than the email you got last week in Outlook.
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support players play emma and wanda because emma and wanda are fierce that’s genuinely all there is to it
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Meg@megannn_lynneSep 21
absolutely LOVE your “quick & easy dinner idea: maple chicken, sweet potato, & sprouts sheet-pan meal” but might i introduce you to my even quicker & easier dinner idea: “buttered toast”
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNSep 21
I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.
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