Seaside sex symbol, lover of the lurid and ludicrous
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My life at Crossroads : Gordon, Noele : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive archive.org/details/mylifeat… via @internetarchive
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This was one of the most niche headline jokes I ever coined - about 15 years ago. Now some backbench wag has dusted it off and used it again. And as Thora has now been dead 23 years it’s become spectacularly niche
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Olive Gayest French
Wyoming, World War II Draft Registration Cards, 1940-1945
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Not a lot of people know that Peter Wyngarde played Victor Meldrew in the original pilot for sitcom ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE. You can see Victor's famous catchphrase on the blackboard in the image above👆
(Yes, this IS a shameless plug for other content👇)
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Like a beaver building a stuffed animal dam, the communist builds his imaginary gulag.
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Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚
The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
ALT Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.
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Best anecdote in Carol Thatcher's book about her father is when Sir Denis boarded a train at Paddington in which the only empty compartment was reserved for Rosewood Psychiatric Hospital.
Denis travelled alone and in comfort as far as Reading when "all these chaps piled in", accompanied by a male nurse, who counted them before the train moved off.
'One, two, three, four ... who are you?"
"I'm the Prime Minister's husband."
"Six, seven, eight, nine..."
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Clocks go back this weekend. I’m putting mine back to 2004 when this county had some sexually explicit derivative of Cinderella created by Jim Davidson
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Happy Birthday Beautiful Glynis Barber Great actress and Gorgeous Lady. Loved Dempsey and Makepeace. Fab memory at a charity event. @MsGlynisBarber #Blakes7 #DempseyAndMakepeace @bbceastenders @Hollyoaks @emmerdale #DeathOnTheNile #SundayFunday
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😁 a few years later and...
One day I'm going to dub Julia's Theme on to some Blakes 7 episode endings. #EastEnders
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My personal fave is “We got it from our charcuterie” “Your butcher? “Ooh do you think so? Must be the way I’ve had me hair done”
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It’s incredible the things you don’t realize are sacred until you can no longer rely on them
