i sat down on the shitter and loudly passed gas / and what didnt fall in the shitter i wiped from my ass
had dream about all my things being stolen and becoming miserable. woke up. fell back asleep. had dream about marvelous exotic birds #ProblemSolver
i want to hire vincent kartheiser to follow me around for a few days does anyone know how to get in touch
not particularly happy that i’m beginning to see 2027 on tour announcements. it’s only been 2026 for like two months
professor gave me an apple because i looked weak #PityTwitter #HungryTwitter
fascinating vice digital Mandala from their 2016 media kit. if you found this 1000 years in the future you would assume it had powerful ritualistic function
gavin retweeted
reading Hillbilly Elegy for dissertation research stuff and i really don't think it's so bad
if you fall asleep on the L train you die in real life. and this is the sort of thing i have to remind myself









