Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé

Advert: "Weetabix has made a proper breakfast you can drink" Me: So have Jacob's Creek.

Put a big glug of port in the beef and mushroom pie, lads.

If you want to have a cry on a Sunday morning, watch @plumesofficiel singing to animals. Their reactions are utterly beautiful 🩷

Absolutely top notch reporting here from the Bournemouth Echo. Pulitzer incoming... #LocalNews #BournemouthEcho

Coffee and cake with some of the work fam this morning, voucher courtesy of a happy parent 🥰 #eyfs

Oh cool. A whole weekend of fireworks. Said no one ever.

Sheridan Smith getting ready for Channel 5 to call her in for the lead in a Brand miniseries...

Pray your way out of this one, fucken Temu Jesus.

Hi, I'm Moo. I like to dry my belly button with a hairdryer. Don't go falling in love with me now.

Richard Ayoade has done the Argos Christmas ad. I worked at Argos many moons ago. Technically that means we're mates.

Overslept lads.

We are watching a Star Wars. Every one is old or CGI. It's got Marilyn Manson Skywalker Solo in it. He's quite cross. More as it happens.

Why are the thick cunts letting off fireworks on Halloween? (Rhetorical)

Please pray to the kiln gods... #MooDoesAPottery

Himself just gave me a bowl of crisps and mini babybel because I'm going to pottery at 5 and he knows I'll get hangry 😂😂 Find yourself a partner who fully understands and respects your need for snacky snacks.

Perimenopause is great for if you want to cry when a cat comes on your garden but it doesn't want you to pet it. And for when you're at the shops and see the most perfect shaped pumpkin.

Joanne now realising what an utterly thick twat she is. #CelebrityTraitors #Uncloaked

So Kenny and Maya both slip up in front of everyone and no one clocks it 😂😂 #CelebrityTraitors

MUuuaRrrrderrrrr #CelebrityTraitors

My new seasonal stripper name just dropped...