List of people who will be bald within 2 years but don't seem to know it yet:
1) man who fixed my aerial last week
2) James maddison
Good luck Martin retweeted
Hello everyone. I have a chant for Arsenal's Leandro Trossard. To the tune of Rod Stewart's 'We are sailing'
Leandro Trossard, Leandro Trossard
Came from Brighton, by the sea
Leandro Trossard, can you hear me
Leading Arsenal, to victory
Good luck Martin retweeted
Total serious-point time: 9 seconds
Total light-hearted-point time: 18 seconds
A world-record ratio, but it works
Can't believe Brazil is up for the breakfast show!!! #pisser only joking love ya al x 😘
When razza hacks ur twitter account:
Anyone who knows Raheem Sterling knows how driven he is. He’s happy at #CFC and committed his long-term future to the new ownership last summer. He’s focused on putting Chelsea back up where they’ve been in previous seasons, competing for the major honours. He’s driven.
If you like songs about women called Jenny, Sally and Miss Ann may I recommend a Little Richard 'best of', should be right up your street 👍