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on my way to visit bff……carly rae jepsen in my ears……wearing fun cow sweater…..this is what life is all about
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going on a date with a radiologist and trying to impress them by asking the bartender for rounds of this
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some woman just walked into the bathroom and immediately got a phone call and her ringtone was this m.youtube.com/watch?v=cILSta…
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in the third grade i visited one of those historical reenactment houses on a field trip. one of the butter churning maidens paused her colonial soliloquy to turn to me and proclaim "that sandwich looks so good!" while soyjacking at my ham and cheddar on whole wheat flatbread
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girl who goes to the gym once and won’t shut up about it for a week and then doesn’t go back again for another three months
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