Everyone knows that my mother is a saintly woman, but she used to say she wished that you were dead
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Remember in the early 2000’s when Justin Timberlake used to add a 10 minute interval in the middle of a song of him beatboxing that no one asked for?
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People wishing their kids good luck for their first day of primary school like they’re being sent off to war 😂
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Deborah Walton retweeted
Hey @marksandspencer can Colin and Cuthbert be besties? We’re bringing back a limited edition Cuthbert and want to donate profits to cancer charities including your partners @macmillancancer & ours @teenagecancer. Let’s raise money for charity, not lawyers #caterpillarsforcancer.
Just 5 months before I turn 30, I’ve found* my first ever grey hair. The end is near.
*acknowledged
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