Professor. Mother. Typer of Typos. RT means I hit the RT button, which might also be a typo. She/her.
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Amanda B🤨wer retweeted
A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me
Amanda B🤨wer retweeted
Oh.
Now they write the story.
Thanks, CBS.
As Donald Trump readies to return to the Oval Office, U.S. retailers that depend on foreign suppliers are prepared to pass along the cost of his proposed import tariffs to consumers, potentially leading to higher prices for a range of products. cbsnews.com/news/trump-victo…
Amanda B🤨wer retweeted
I got my sticker
ALT “I voted” style sticker but it says “I am just, like, the tiredest I've ever been in my life”
Amanda B🤨wer retweeted
Cops shot 3 people and a cop over an alleged $2.90 fare evasion, and Eric Adams is calling that restraint. The bystander they shot in the head is in critical condition
Mayor Eric Adams on Tuesday praised the NYPD officers who shot at an alleged fare evader on a crowded subway platform in Brooklyn on Sunday, striking and injuring four people.
Read more: bit.ly/4d5BNkx
Amanda B🤨wer retweeted
LFG
Mark Cuban says he’s interested in purchasing Fox News and X thedailybeast.com/billionair…
Amanda B🤨wer retweeted
Truly do believe migraines are one of the stupidest possible illnesses to suffer from. What do you mean the weather is making me blind in one eye
Amanda B🤨wer retweeted
Years ago I was on a search committee at Trinity College and we were puzzling over one letter of rec that seemed sort of lukewarm until my dear colleague Jerry Watts held it up and pointed at the signature line and said "She is British!"
Amanda B🤨wer retweeted
People actually killing pets:
-Kristi Noem
-Robert Kennedy Jr.
-Sarah Huckabee Sanders' brother
-Catturd
People not killing pets:
-Haitian immigrants
