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Mary

@heysmare

the flowers don't seem to mind

 Detroit
Joined August 2009
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nicki minaj and trump hosting a rally in my hometown .. america is so normal
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I’ve never listened to addison rae but I approve of her
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plus glp1 ads every other second so it’s like heyyy fattie fatness we collabed with SuprGreens on our new viral skort The Rachel made of 100% niche plastics (patent pending) run don’t walk 😻
Oneohtrix Point sometimes :/ (@jobscantfindme) profile pictureOneohtrix Point sometimes :/@jobscantfindmeOct 23
sometimes you get an email that's like "meet our viral skort"
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sooo when u go part time at work to improve your uwuMental Health o__0 apparently you have to adjust your spending habits ummm no one told me
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yesterday / today wearing the same shirt idc
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push up challenge with myself #pushupchallengewithmyself
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fawk no honey
A beautiful tree, (@holzawn) profile pictureA beautiful tree,@holzawnOct 18
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#winning
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I know we’re all pretty much used to it by now but man this shit really sucks and bums me out
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 16
Trump on El-Sayed: "His name is actually Abduladadalalalala. It's Adulbabababababa Mohammed Al-Sayed. So his middle name is Mohammed. So I was right. He's a jihadist."
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I love when it’s night time but you can still see clouds like oh hellllllllo
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sorry if this is too frightening for anyone
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35 pushups to cameron winter live @ carnegie hall on vinyl so far thanks for reading
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15 then 10 then 10 mo fo drinking age cheers
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make the structural engineers stream tinashe #makethestructutalengineersstreamtinashe
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not in the damn mood
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I hate that you have to make an account for EVERYTHINGGGG I hate it so much!!!! I just got an email about a balance from my dr appt ok sure open the email and its steps to create another bastard ass ACCOUNT!!!! STOP!
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you are not ready for this conversation
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@fuckyourtwitt3rOct 8
soon as a bitch pull out a jean jacket I know she’s 31 +
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I never wanna see these words again in my life have some class
julia ! (@wh0reinthealps) profile picturejulia !@wh0reinthealpsOct 7
watching alex g open for phoebe bridgers felt like still rooting for your older brother as he slowly loses the crowd on guitar hero
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wait does anyone know what I wanna listen to right now
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me
invader zim (@f8the) profile pictureinvader zim@f8theOct 6
life got so hard i started doin pushups in my room
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