highbear. 🐻

Hey @grok, based off of my X posts, what historical figure do I remind you of?

Riding a bus in Philly :: briefly look up from book :: 🚒 👨‍🚒🔥🚘🔥 🚒 🚑🚓😱😩😲 :: return to book ::

The people I encounter who are actually trying to spread Christmas joy seem shell-shocked.

New reality show idea: America’s Next CEO Killer. Contestants make their case and participate in sexy challenges. Winners receive an open-ended, non-expiring pardon by law enforcement and the court of public opinion. Hosted by RuPaul and Jeff Probst. #FreeLuigi

Since America has demonstrated a total lack of interest in prosecuting non-violent crime or protecting the environment, I’ve decided to start littering.

Someone working at a gas station downloaded my mixtape and tried playing it on the pump speakers

I may not be able to freestyle rap, but I can flow original on yo mama snaps with dick jokes straight off the dome, son.

Why do they make the writing on medical marijuana so small I have to use a god damned telescope to read that shit…?

The only thing I can remember him saying is “millions and millions” like 100 times.

Me, at an outdoor concert with no cover

Taylor Swift is Nine Inch Nails for women.

Every time new Noir speaks #TheBoys

One of the TikTok AI voiceover voices pronounces LGBTQIA as lah-jittah-bit-quee’-ya (emphasis on the quee)

The marketing for the new #Venom movie has gotten out of pocket. cbsnews.com/amp/news/joro-sp…

Considering how often @Power99Philly plays “Not Like Us”, it seems like they chose the side they’re on. #drake #kendrick

I’m over this zero attention span society.

Someone at CVS just tried to give me a flower and said, “Jesus loves you!”. I kept walking and said, “Tell him he’s been friend zoned.”.

PRO TIP: The National Safety Council recommends a minimum three-second following distance… not the length of an egg while flashing your lights and zig-zagging down the expressway like a Formula One race car trying to keep their tires sticky.

Finally, OJ can rest knowing his wife’s killer is dead. cnn.com/2024/04/11/us/oj-sim…