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i only downloaded this app for gaylor theories 🧑🀍🩷

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Joined August 2019
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This shit pisses me off so fucking much. We finally got a comic accurate Superman movie, a revival of the Green Lantern IP after nearly 20 years, the first Supergirl movie since the 80's, a bold body horror movie about a Batman villain, we had a universe with SOUL FUCK ZIONISM
It was fun while it lasted
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This kind of s*** is exactly why a lot of us don't feel bad about Charlie Kirk
Ole Miss coed who 'doubled down with monkey noises' when confronted by black students raises thousands in racist fundraiser trib.al/9Wnz2fX
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mississippi watch out a bunch of ugly bitches around you
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Do not ever try to tell me voting doesn't matter again.
🚨 BREAKING: Texas Democrats introduce bill to end the state's abortion ban.
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I believe in traditional values and by that I mean taxing the rich at 94% like we did in 1944.
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He couldn’t get Dems to show up for a vote after 58 days on vacation. Even YOU skipped it.
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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I’ve been alive for 44 years. Chuck Schumer has been in office for 52. What the fuck does he think he’s gonna get done in year 53 that he couldn’t get done in the first 52?
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No one voted for Jared fucking Kushner
BREAKING: Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner arrive in Moscow for a meeting with President Putin.
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β€œless than super” in other words those magas hated being called out in these movies
James Gunn and Peter Safran's short-lived era spearheading DC Studios was less than super, writes Variety's @OwenGleiberman: "When you look at who Ellison has chosen to replace Gunn and Safran, there's a clear directive there: Jeremy Latcham is a Marvel veteran who, by his own description, now leans toward a faith-based vision, one that's wholesomely heroic and upbeat. In other words, say goodbye to any vestige of the James Gunn "edge." But if the Gunn edge had truly won an audience, we might be having a different conversation. Taken together, his moves and decisions gave him a (barely) passing grade." Read the full column: wp.me/pc8uak-1lI5Fp
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this is very important because theres a significant proportion of men that think they can beat her in a match
🚨| WATCH: Serena Williams gave Speed a 6-0 HEAD START, meaning he only needed 2 more points to win but she went on to score 8 STRAIGHT POINTS without letting him score once 🀯😭πŸ”₯
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So today we learned 91 Florida cops were on epstein’s payroll. 91 police offers ignored a child kidnap & rape club for money. Think about that okay
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Abandoning your faith because the Pope is too woke is a hilarious reason to end up in Hell
β€œAs of today, I no longer consider myself a Catholic” Fox News’ Sean Hannity makes it pretty clear: Trump comes before everything, even over his religion. It’s a cult.
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Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars.
NEW: Zohran Mamdani to invest $122M in NYC public schools, hiring 1,000 additional teachers.
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If Hakeem remains speaker, the chances are high that the blue wave will be for nothing, currently he has no "challenger" so he'll be placed in leadership by default. Some reps also report being intimidated if they don't offer unconditional support. That's not acceptable.
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Worked great at Nuremberg.
Hegseth notes that everything he did was "ordered by the commander in chief" (he was just following orders, you see)
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We’re losing the 36 year old grandmother who gave a handjob and vaped during a family friendly performance of Beeteljeuse in Congress πŸ’” we used to be a classy country
In memory of Lauren Boebert’s last day in Congress, enjoy this video of her ripping a vape, giving her date a hand job, and being kicked out of a theater.
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MAGA has lost their minds and they’re freaking the fuck out.
Jake Lang thought he was outing a furry convention, turns out it was actual cats.I hope he donated to the event for shelter cats.
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i wonder if republicans β€œwe fucking hate everyone” strategy will work better in 2028
This is who Republicans in Texas lost to. Could not be more humiliating.
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All 3 of these fucking idiots are out of Congress. Yeah…. It’s Great Fucking Day!
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2027 ALREADY STARTING AS THE BEST YEAR EVER OMG
BREAKING: Texas Democrats are planning to Jail Elon Musk
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