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Lady servant to two cats. I also have a Roomba.

Chicago, IL
Joined April 2012
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First of all, 2021, how goddamn dare you? #RIPBetty
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Kinda lightheaded because I've been holding my breath for an hour. #derekchavintrial #guiltyascharged #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd
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This is what I keep telling people when they say “Oh it’s so cool you’re a lawyer!” No, the fuck it’s not.
Law School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be Lawyer bit.ly/2JYTwlX
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definitelynotwineteeth retweeted
It’s too late to use the mails. Given Supreme Court rulings I urge everyone to now vote in person; early vote or use drop boxes. Protect your health but don’t let the Court and the deliberately crippled Postal Service deprive you of your most precious civil right. Plan your vote.
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definitelynotwineteeth retweeted
what kind of shithole media is so fucking gullible that it allows itself to be played for fools over and over and over by obvious bottom feeding clownshoes dipshits such as Rudy Giuliani and Steve Bannon
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My name is also Heather, and I’d get a grenade full of COVID rammed up my asshole before I’d vote for @realDonaldTrump #BidenHarris2020
I would wade though a sea of COVID infested water to vote for President Trump on November 3rd.
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DONALD TRUMP EATS BABIES CONFIRMED.
The treatment for Covid-19 that President Trump touted as a “cure” on Wednesday was developed with cells originally derived from fetal tissue, a practice he has repeatedly condemned. nyti.ms/3nuHU9l
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“If you’ll let me finish speaking.” I SCREAMED. #VPDebate
Dude, even the fucking dictionary wants us to vote for Biden. #Debates2020 #BidenHarris2020
'Stand back': to take a few steps backwards 'Stand by': to be or to get ready to act #Debates2020
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WELL NOW I HAVE TO GO CRY AGAIN SO THANKS JUSTICE SOUTER
Statement from retired Justice David Souter. Short and sweet. “I loved her to pieces.”
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GET MITCH OR DIE TRYING — Donate via ActBlue. Because fuck that guy forever. secure.actblue.com/donate/ge…