‘20 & ‘24 U.S. Open Champion | Box Muncher | Depressed Cleveland Fan | Love Boobs🍒 | Slotted | Goldfish Memory, Next Play | 1x rope incident | Flat Earther |
Tilted Towers
Joined April 2025
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No worse feeling than waking up to a 20k view post you fired off with no recollection. Genuinely went back and forth with consideration of deletion. This is what the founders fought for. #9/11
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Obviously disappointed with the ruling. I don’t agree with it, but it is what it is. This fires me up. Onto the weekend. Let’s get it.
Such a rejuvenating feeling when the merritt traffic starts at your exit #blessup
Can’t decide if Koepka’s fuckass U.S. Open shirt choice reminds me of toothpaste, a slab of bacon, or Messi in Miami.
345 yard par 4 at my local muni. Would’ve been fired up had it been the hole I was playing. #slottedtechnician
Some Karen told me today I couldn’t park in the handicap. Told her I have a handicap cuz of my horse cock. Shoulda seen the look on her face. #libtardretard
Brian Flores is a piece of shit. Ain’t nobody not hiring you cuz you black. You just ass as shit as dick. #chimpinout
Another fallen soldier in Oxford, Ohio. Nothing better than 5 holographic red dots to your forehead 9am on a Thursday. Miami cops on a generational 2026 bag crackdown. #beavs
Never understood the hate for mondays. Shitty course, couple brews, and fog it up when we’re home. Then again, I’m an unemployed nigga. Some firm just gotta toss a brotha a #bone
