You may remember me from @mplscitysc
Minneapolis
Joined June 2011
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27% of the workforce. Damn.
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg.
Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible.
This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
You can defraud the Minnesota taxpayer of millions of dollars or fire, say, 77 shots at “enemies” in a suburban park and not get charged like this.
Wisconsin woman pretends to be a school teacher just so she could call the kids fat and separate them by race.
23-year-old Amy Jones was reportedly "bored," so she walked into Rufus King High School and told staff she was a substitute.
The school believed her and assigned her to a class.
Jones then walked into the classroom and separated the kids by race.
She then singled out multiple students, calling one a future hooker, another fat, and said some of the students looked like they were the type of people who had incest.
Jones faces 20 years in prison. She says she did the stunt because she was bored and "hates kids and just wanted to mess around."
Diabolical.
Shootings, shootings, shootings.
Eden Prairie high school homecoming game evacuated, large police presence kare11.com/article/news/loca…
I’m told that crime is down in town, and I’m sure there is a stat that shows this, but all the shootings around here suggest things are as out of control as they seem.
Years ago, an AE emailed our biggest client our internal estimating sheet with all of our margin detail in it.
…but the client never opened the email 🙃
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I have observed this on many occasions. For instance, a friend of mine who is a brilliant planner and a brilliant copywriter found it almost impossible to gain employment.
It may be part of a wider phenomenon which explains the popularity of performance marketing. Because performance marketing is entirely devoted to achieving one narrow thing, it appears 100% effective at that one thing.
Other communication forms which achieve multiple objectives don't have a pet single metric all of their own to make themselves look good. – at Sundridge, South East
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"So uploading your face scan or government ID to a bunch of websites in order to access free speech online... will that lead to any security concerns, First Amendment problems, data breaches?"
It’s crazy that there was a “mass gathering” and shooting a few blocks from me and nobody has gotten charged.
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We are so back
History awaits 🏆
Here are the nine League Two clubs that qualified directly for the 2027 @opencup!
➡️ bit.ly/4qpIvKp
It ends with me explaining how the U.S. wins the World Cup
⚽️♥️ One of the founders of @mplscitysc, Dan @hoedeman joins us on @SoccerRomantics to talk about his passion for the game and how it connects to his local community open.spotify.com/episode/6Rp…
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Packers financials - the only snapshot we see of NFL finance - show a $453 million distribution to every team from the NFL.
$453 million. Before adding one cent of local or stadium revenue.
For perspective, the player Salary Cap is $300 million.
What a business these owners have.
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To celebrate our 10th season, we're @USLLeagueTwo regular season champions! We couldn't have done it without the support of our raucous, hilarious, and indefatigable fans.
Every game is a home game with the support we get from you 🫶
#FallingForCity
You would be surprised how much fun it can be, and how high the level.
If you’re ever in Minneapolis, your @mplscitysc ticket is on me.
