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me every time someone asks me to hurry up
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enough to make a grown woman cry
how can a parrot actually talk? marie was happier with paulie than with her own parents, so why couldn’t they let her stay with her grandma when they knew that was where her happiness was? 📺🔥🍿
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How it feels to overeat on something that didn’t even taste good
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omg my mom has other kids??
my very abusive, very religious mother always hated men. she was attracted to them, in theory & she has a husband, obvs, but she hates him. at 11 i had my first gay panic & one of these days, i approached her and asked what if i turned out to be a lesbian. she then said+
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julienne moodboard
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he died doing what he loved: killing himself
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my omad diet and me are like this🤞🏼
there comes a point in every woman's life where she has the brilliant thought of "what if I just eat one super meal and then I don't have to worry about eating for the rest of the day"
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unfortunately i ♥️ gluten more than my firstborn
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and cheese more than my entire bloodline trust that i was a parisian rat in my last life🪤🥖
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i hate getting yellow in anything even my school house was topaz and it was the most loserly house
i would never pick up these books omg
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“any thoughts?” no I’m trying to cut back actually
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my mom 2 days ago saying i was down with fever cause i'd started eating eggs
How to give your child a disorder 101
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you guys aren't true chuds like me because the "You people can't do anything" tweet doesn't motivate me one bit. like she's right i can't
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First lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware
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i love soggy bhelpuri
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fearing unemployment and homelessness but i remember i could just commit suicide
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this really was me and trishla like i literally just started chatting up a random twt account
that one oomf i instantly clicked with
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moved from one hyper religious house to the next i need all of you to pray for my atheist ass
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