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brooklyn,usa
Joined May 2019
holdTHElettuce retweeted
OpenRAPM now has "Wins over Starter Average" Why: When thinking about MVP, who cares about 'replacement player'? How: Wins Added vs the avg starter this season - reducing minute weight during garbage time, & accounting for player effect on pace openrapm.com
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Get this guys view count up guys He says stuff w/o hyperbole
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Jak was out here manhandling them boys in SpongeBob SquarePants sneakers
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What are hilarious lineup😄 We’re playing two centers two point guards and RJ Barrett.
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Worldwidewob was on a mission to shit on this show all last season. I wonder what his angle was.
We can’t lose this show. We just can’t.
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This is the only way to survive in the new NBA nobody plays more than 33 minutes, especially your stars. And you gotta have an above average bench. And they are often playing two point guards so nobody’s getting over taxed with the full court pick up
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Ok so I’m guessing December for Kawhi - im fine with that He’s gonna come back looking like a world beater
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The lights are super dim here. That’s probably why they’re 0/ 10 on threes
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These raptor can really run it down your throat. Them versus the Sixers is gonna be insane. Oh and Cmb is a big part of it
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We as a a society don’t ask enough questions about why appliances need software updates .
WTF, $3000 Samsung TV has an always-on mic, automatic content recognition, geo tracking, network mapping, and ships your data to Samsung + 400 partners. Bro Rooted a brand-new 2025 Samsung TV after noticing absurdly targeted ads. Firmware was locked down, so zero-days it was. Got a root shell. then found: always-on voice service, ACR, geo, full telemetry pipeline, and four separate DRM systems. This isn’t a bug, It’s the product bro.
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AI is called IA in France
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holdTHElettuce retweeted
“Now watch this box-out”
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Good stuff Elon !
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Guys, no one, not a soul is using muse.
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hmm learned something today
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This Bradley kid - gumption
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Joe tsai ain’t slick dawg - he’s the owner who whined to Pablo to find the duck out why bron went to Philly instead of Brooklyn
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Thought I lived in a bubble , I had no idea the rest of the league appreciated Shead this much
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Ty lue’s face is like “I don’t care man…I’m not even gonna be here at the end of the season”😂
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