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Joined March 2026
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Hey bitch boy @jamestalarico i fully expect groceries to drop by 30% and my income to go up by 10%.
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Dear new Texas residents, You took the Yee from our Haw 😞
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These unis for Commanders-49ers MNF 🔥
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PvP Arc Raiders players crying about how PvE will somewhat kill the game, is one of my favorite temper tantrums to watch
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I’m convinced no one knows what stat padding means
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That greenbay game was painful. Them refs had skin on the Vikings.
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The amount of cuck bitches complaining about Rockstar is pathetic. The Gaming scene is brain dead.
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Fuck Cyberleek, leaking the GTA 6 prologue is insane, what a way to ruin the experience for everyone.
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My piss
Awkward question: Hey @grok what is that little space in the lid of the toilet for? 🤔
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Data centers are happening regardless. Power is the bottleneck. SMRs are the cleanest scalable solution on the table. Position accordingly & thank me later 🚶
Texas is temporarily banning over 1,800 AI data centers from grid connections after requests reached 474GW
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This race baiting bullshit is why real unity is impossible. You’re a vulture turning a tragedy into anti-White fiction. Pathetic.
White people are going to tell you to NOT jump to conclusions & to WAIT to find out exactly what happened to Nolan Wells while defending those three white boys every step of the way, which is the OPPOSITE of what they did when Austin Metcalf died. This is their playbook.
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The O-DEI-ssey (No Greeks were harmed or hired in the making of this film)
A new trailer for Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey has dropped online, bringing with it the first official footage of Zendaya as Athena.
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Grown ass man doing deep dives on twitch drama catered to kids who cant even walk home by themselves btw
IShowSpeed just showed his true colors. Instead of congratulating Kai Cenat on his big return with Streamer University, he drops his own trailer to try and take away from the moment. This just shows how jelouse he really is SMH 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Department of War releases UFO and potential alien life files.
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Right, because that lineage definitely isn’t the galaxy’s biggest domino chain or anything.
Star Wars can and should have other stories that don’t revolve around the Skywalker saga
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Mind you, she’s blocking a fire hydrant illegally… so naturally Fuentes defends the parking laws.
Footage of Nick Fuentes pushing a woman who tried entering his home after he was doxxed, as the battery charge against him has been dismissed.
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Hasan shoves pumpkins up his ass.
Hasan Piker: “America deserved 9/11. I do not support the United States of America.”
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This will be dope as fuck
Nicolas Cage as Spider-Noir. Releasing May 27 on Prime Video.
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