{ now we're fucking talking about something worth discussing. }

{ peepaw lmao. you ARE the peepaw sir. }

i agree. he's too blonde for my tastes. . . and hairless too. but i think that's apart of being undead.

{ y'all can i say, i'm happy i don't have to watch tom roadhouse as lestat anymore. i cannot stand that manlet. }

{ man. what a sight. }

{ louis would be the type of vampire to still use a gun, lol. }

you know what, that makes sense. i don't know how, it just adds up. are you. . . ?

you're a vampire?!

what do you mean by that . . . ?

my sister would never. she actually knows what she's talking about.

i remember getting into an argument with my brother about pasta noodles. of all things.

are there any girl vampires. . . ? or is it strictly a sausage fest.

i don't ask for things more than once. it's quite a bother.

{ i miss old twitter sm. that shit was peak comedy. }

{ louis after a few shots of bombay 💀 }