@hotlocal_single

Ñoldor elf apologist and Rob Halford enthusiast

 New York, USA
Joined June 2018
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If you enter my DMs just know you have to open with something as good as this otherwise I’m not answering
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The people united will never be defeated! Congratulations, President Lula.
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Forgot to post this the other day just know I ate all of it in one sitting
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The one game I was truly looking forward to was the next mass effect and now it’s not happening this is so disappointing
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Taking this back someone threw up all over the train
Hot Local Single@hotlocal_singleOct 10
They should have a bar on the lirr
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They should have a bar on the lirr
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Bartending a wedding this Sunday and the bride picked out the pickle martini I created to be her signature drink 🥺
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This is why I curse out customers who are nasty to me I really truly don’t care
frankie steins gay uncle@ewkewpidOct 5
customer was buying 300 full sized candy bars so i joked like “girl im coming to your house for halloween 😝” and she gave me the nastiest look, said adults don’t trick-or-treat, and asked if i was mentally handicapped .. omfg
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Saw my ex boss while getting a bagel today #notcool
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Fucked up they’re making me do my job after having such an amazing vacation
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Too early for this man
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The fun police are onboard Swiss airlines flight from Zurich to jfk I’m only allowed four white wines because apparently I’m intoxicated or something whatever that means
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Playing toys in Romania
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Do we think it’s possible to convince republicans keeping your fridge closed is woke behavior and get them to keep their fridge open so all their food spoils?
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@rawsalertsSep 24
🚨 #BREAKING: Experts at NBC News reveal that, after an investigation, keeping your fridge closed is the best way to extend food as long as possible.
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I don’t wanna leave Romania
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Finishing my last day in Sibiu by day drinking in public
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Thick in the creek. Peak physique. Fat Bear Week begins today.
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Goodbye Romanian truck driver
Hot Local Single@hotlocal_singleSep 21
Thought I booked a bus to take me back to the hotel but it was an 18 wheeler oops
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Thought I booked a bus to take me back to the hotel but it was an 18 wheeler oops
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Thank you all
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Found a goth bar in Sibiu
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