Rachel

Why didn’t anyone tell me how WONDERFULLY camp Moma is in Fast X?! 🌈

I had so much energy earlier & now that I have “free time” and should be working on setting up my office, all I want to do is couch sit. 🫤 Someone send motivation. 🪄

I just made up an entire new FOB song in a dream. New track coming at ya #LastTimeMotherFirstTimeDaughter

Hey @hbomax - you’re doing God’s work by allowing these reality TV competition shows to have a found family aspect to them, instead of a vapid, “only there to take the other person down” tone! #KeepItUp #TheBigBrunch #TheClimb

The 90’s kid nostalgia is strong within me today.

Me: buys $$$ worth of cat toys My kitten: plays with the cap off the screws on the bottom of the toilet Oh, and me trying to use the dust mop is a FULL game for her.

I can’t decide if I’m okay with the fact that I am PLEASANTLY singing “Be My Baby” along with the credits of #Barbarian or not. But either way, wow.

Um, #kristenbell & #benplatt in @PrimeVideo ‘s “The People We Hate at the Wedding” are comedic GOLD! They have me cackle laughing 5 minutes in! #thatsfineandnormal

Y’all haven’t lived until you’ve seen a kitten literally abscond with a piece of raw broccoli and then bat it around for 5 min like a toy. 🤦🏽‍♀️🥦🐈‍⬛🙃

Best thing about @hbomax #TheBigBrunch so far is how freaking LOVELY all the chefs are to each other. 3 episodes in and they’re calling each other #family! It’s so heartwarming & wonderful to watch! Excellent job to the chefs and to @danjlevy for choosing them!

Duh.

I just want to have a “normal” night. 🤣

Anyone else’s #HBOMax crashing? Ya girl be trying to watch these dragons. 🐉

It’s only 6:15am and the best thing I’ll see all day is little baby rescue kittens named after the Succession children. instagram.com/p/CePGoxNPGv0/…

Just ordered my (…I’ve lost count by now) pair of @WarbyParker ’s and as always, their customer service & timeliness was EXCELLENT! I am repeat customer for this exact reason! 😎 thank you WP for being amazing each and every time!

“False Alarms”… “Neverending December”… ….“Rivers Underground” @olreid does it again 🖤🎶🖤

There is another other you! #DrStrangeMultiverseOfMadness

Imma just zone out and read my murder book for now. …and try not to get online and order my red robe and white habit just yet.

I’m legit sitting on my couch, with the motivation to do nothing because I am in such utter shock & disbelief that this has happened. And at the same time, I’m saying “of course it has.” And OF COURSE MO was the first one to pass it. Today be angry & sad. But tomorrow, fight.

Nothing like making the news. 🤦🏽‍♀️ #Missouri