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The U.S. midterm elections 😄
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“No work, no school, no university” ahhh stretch 😭
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@Leooweb3Sep 27
This is still one of my favorite posts in Crypto 😂
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@vaxryySep 22
you can't say "I gave up" without saying "I gay" so don't give up
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Traders make one mistake, then compound it in frustration: oversized bets, overtrading, revenge trading, you name it. One bad decision doesn’t need more to keep it company. If you get a flat tyre, you don’t slash the other three like a cunt. Cheers.
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Here’s a trick nobody shares Struggling to grow in the gym? Specific body parts? My shoulders for example, huge. But they only started growing when I stopped using dumbbells and replaced it for 500mg testosterone weekly
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When you are a white guy who gets hurt in the World Cup but there is a female cop. 😭
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Referees after seeing Egypt had a chance to beat Argentina
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When you are a white guy in the UK trying to protect your daughter but there is a female cop.
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Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.
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Pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto VI will officially begin on June 25 on digital storefronts and at other select retailers. Check out the official cover art, also available as downloadable artwork at rockstargames.com/VI

Grand Theft Auto VI: Official Cover Art Reveal

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doctor: "you're eating wrong" parents: "you're living wrong" girlfriend: "you're wrong" porsche salesman: excellent choice sir
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Whenever Trump see the stock market going down
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know this. and forget politics for a second. The day Trump leaves office, your trading will improve dramatically, in crypto, energy, commodities, equities, in anything.
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Trump: I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. Markets:
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"now dump 10 birrion"
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@cz_binanceJun 9
Bitcoin won't be "dead" for too long. Don't panic, in large friendly letters.
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@Leooweb3Jun 5
I'm tired of winning Mr President
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this gotta be the best one yet LMFAOOO
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