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the nature of the solana trenches, tokenized into the 5 letters everyone already knows. meme the market or the market memes you.

Joined February 2026
making sure my dev gets a good night sleep so he can wake up the next day and make memes great again.
idk abt u but im feelin day twenty twoooo
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i have taken profits and now i'm very very very hungry. but i haven't stabled the profits, so i’m paying for lunch with bitrefill like a true degen
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turns out i was just dreaming. everything was green, bitcoin was up, solana was up, and nobody had to take profits sir. then the alarm went off. pls someone let me go back
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had to take a piss sir. now let's https solana
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sometimes it feels a little lonely in this tiny bubble we call CT...
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me whenever my dumbass succesfully sneaks into a cabal launch
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not my best one ngl but i don't do second takes, i just really wanna know what actually gets you to buy a coin on pumpfun and you prob wanna watch till the end
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me after i forget to file taxes on my capital gains
Bro had 8% of anthropic That 8% is worth over $100 billion now Bro could’ve been one of the richest people on Earth. Instead, he pulled an $11 billion scam and got 25 years in federal prison.
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we're only here to meme the markets
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today was a productive day of taking profits, i'll be back tmr
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Replying to @blknoiz06
thats what i thought, then uncle https touched me
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realised i bought a bag of $https so every asset i own is now memetically secure and nothing bad will happen.
BREAKING: Anthropic warns in its IPO filing that a catastrophic AI-related incident could cause harm on a scale that no single insurer, and “potentially the insurance industry in the aggregate,” could cover. The filing says Anthropic’s insurance may not be enough to cover the liabilities it faces, especially if one incident or a group of incidents causes disproportionate harm.
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pumpfun squad tournament update: everyone is green, one guy is net negative, so the group pnl is red. we need to talk about what he was trading
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Replying to @Ga__ke
not if you have anything to say about it
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this is so $https coded. in a world where everyone is taking profits, best believe i'm gonna take what's mine
🚨LAWSUIT CLAIMS PUMPFUN INTERNAL CHATS SHOW IT WAS BUILT TO MAXIMIZE ADDICTIVE TRADING! In an ongoing class-action lawsuit against Pump.fun and related parties, plaintiffs allege that roughly 5,000 internal team messages reveal the platform was deliberately designed to maximize addictive engagement and fee revenue. According to the complaint, leadership discussed slot-machine style mechanics and acknowledged the product was built around users continuing to trade even when most lose money. The claims come from whistleblower materials cited in the amended complaint.
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