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Hugh Giddiot@hughgiddiotAug 23

Instead of “your body is a wonderland” it’s “your body’s made of Raisin Bran”

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Hugh Giddiot@hughgiddiotOct 17

Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

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Hugh Giddiot@hughgiddiotOct 12

Looking at the recent earthquakes list… #Panama

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Hugh Giddiot@hughgiddiotOct 10

Raise your hand if you’ve accidentally dropped your phone on your face 🙋‍♂️

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💒 Reverend Pickle 💒@TheIrishPickleOct 1

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

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@europemaxxedOct 2

"mom shoots daughter, here's her ass"

Texas mom shoots daughter, 4, in murder-suicide hours after losing custody battle trib.al/w9wWrfJ

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@TweetsOfCatsSep 21

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Hugh Giddiot@hughgiddiotSep 14

I just saw a murder …of crows

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Hugh Giddiot@hughgiddiotSep 1

Wake me up when this month is over.

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No Nonsense Neurodivergent

@NoNonsenseNDAug 30

Me oversharing at literally every social interaction

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Hugh Giddiot@hughgiddiotAug 28

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Hugh Giddiot@hughgiddiotAug 15

If you injure yourself in Hamburg and need to seek immediate treatment, do you go to the HamburgER?

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Hugh Giddiot@hughgiddiotMay 10

Do hospitals across the street from graveyards have a higher or lower rate of recovery?

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Hugh Giddiot@hughgiddiotApr 27

Did you have to, did you have to, did you have to pull my finger…

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Hugh Giddiot@hughgiddiotMar 28

Bands definitely not playing the “No Kings” rally: Queen. Kings of Leon Michael Jackson Prince

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Hugh Giddiot@hughgiddiotMar 13

What would be the ultimate roast for a vehicle that has great bass, but it rattles more than it bumps?

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Hugh Giddiot@hughgiddiotMar 13

Happy nuke day everyone

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Hugh Giddiot@hughgiddiotMar 6

Freudian slip? #Haulted

@ChrisO_wikiMar 5

How it started / how it's going

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Hugh Giddiot@hughgiddiotMar 6

Dunno, but it would distract us ADHD crowd even more.

KETV NewsWatch 7@KETVMar 6

Could drones inside classrooms prevent school shootings? A company is testing it | Click on the image to read the full story ketv.com/article/drones-insi…

Could drones inside classrooms prevent school shootings? A company is testing it

A company is developing a drone system to confront active shooters in schools, aiming to reduce response times and enhance safety

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Hugh Giddiot@hughgiddiotFeb 28

👇

Benny Boy@Camel_CrushinFeb 27

Whenever I feel like an idiot I like to take a step back…a nice deep breath…and remember there’s people here who think Liam Neeson is writing tweets.

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