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“I asked ChatGPT” Yeah, well, I asked Jeeves.
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Okay, so who’s going to be the first one to write a time travel movie featuring a defunct Cybertruck?
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@deloisiveteNov 6
My 8yo is already asking about his Halloween costume for next year, if you want to know how I got this eye twitch
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@deloisiveteOct 31
A haunted house, but it's just my husband making chewing noises in every room
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The Real Rodney Lacroix
@RealRodLacroixOct 31
I don't have to worry about my kids TP'ing houses on Halloween because apparently none of them know where the spare rolls are.
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Dad in Chaos
@DadinChaosOct 26
publix employee: would you like help taking these to your car, sir? me: yes please publix employee: [carrying me like a baby thru the parking lot] me: thanks so much for this.
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@deloisiveteOct 28
Shout out to the mom who signed up for juice boxes within seconds of the class Halloween party list going out
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"Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest." Goodbye to my captain since I was 5. 😞
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@DadinChaosOct 22
me: [complaining about the price of groceries I just bought] also me: [getting a $17 cheeseburger at five guys after paying for said groceries] worth it.
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@NotTodayEricOct 12
Not to brag but I have all my Tupperware lids.
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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 (@MoMohler) profile picture
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@MoMohlerOct 9
When I said I wouldn’t go to my local Verizon store because it’s on stolen land I wasn’t talking about Native Americans, I was talking about the fact that the building used to be a Pizza Hut.
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@deloisiveteOct 9
Wish I had the type of brain that would let me get stuff done while waiting for an appointment later today, but no
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@deloisiveteOct 10
Might try something wild and crazy this Friday night, like go to bed early
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My ding dong neighbors and their many fireworks would like to wish a happy October 9th to all who celebrate.
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Dressed as a student for character day at school and nobody knew it was me in the halls. Trying to decide if I’m more of an Aidan, a Cory, or a Brandon.
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I’m reading Lonesome Dove, and I can’t stop singing Lonesome Dove to the tune of Purple Rain.
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Dad in Chaos
@DadinChaosSep 21
Went to a flea market called “git‑r‑done flea market,” and it looked exactly like whatever cursed image your brain just generated. plus one guy selling knives he definitely made during a divorce.
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your other mom
@difficultpattySep 19
I’m suspicious of people who don’t like soup.
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@deloisiveteSep 7
Morning shower: alert, awake, ready to face the day Evening shower: cozy and warm, pair with fresh sheets *chef's kiss* Afternoon shower: disorienting, why am I so sleepy, what time is it, bathroom humidity: 114%
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Dad in Chaos
@DadinChaosSep 7
it's ridiculous that I'm excited that it's only going to be 87 degrees tomorrow. 😂
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@DadinChaosSep 2
I don't throw the heel away on the bread loaf because I feel like it acts like a lid to keep the loaf fresh
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