My Feelings

everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and im just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

i fully support same-sex marriage but i'll never stop calling my friends faggots

to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me

“cool jeans” i tell a cute boy, little did he know i was actually talking about genes bc those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

why are piercings so expensive like all you have to do is stab me wtf they should be like 10 dollars

if u ever feel sad just remember that some people pay money for club penguin

When the memories hit you... that shit hurts.

can I pay for college with my tears

sometimes i get frustrated because u cant put numbers in caps12am I screaming?you’ll never know

damn girl are u a fire detector bc u are really fucking loud and annoying

what do u call a sleeping pizza a piZzza ha ha haha someone date me pls

breathe if u want to date me *everyone holds their breath and dies* oh

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

damn girl are u a banker bc leave me a loan

pick up line: please

I WISH LEGS SHAVED THEMSELVES

i should do my homework but that’s exactly what the government wants and i cannot let them winnot again

“are you fucking kidding me” -me every two seconds at school