Proud 3rd generation law enforcement officer at a beach agency in the beautiful state of Florida. (hence the name!) Live PD fan account. WE FOLLOW BACK!
Joined August 2017
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FlipFlopCop retweeted
I have Benji's verbal permission to use his pictures to promote intelligence. Please feel free to share on your platforms as you see fit.
#highrisk #mysonisvulnerable #takethisseriouslyforhim #1in100 #heartwarrior #COVID19isreal #COVID19kills
FlipFlopCop retweeted
Terrible idea: going to Walmart on Christmas Eve
Even worse idea: going to Walmart on Christmas Eve wearing a blue shirt
FlipFlopCop retweeted
Isn't it incredible how we go from being thankful for everything we have on Thursday to killing others over stuff we want on Friday?
#blackfriday
FlipFlopCop retweeted
How do these guys keep a straight face listening to people like that? I would bust a gut, they’re so idiotic.
FlipFlopCop retweeted
Worried that your cannabis usage will show up on a drug test for work?
There's actually a commercially available solution, sold in most major stores!
FlipFlopCop retweeted
So earlier while I was singing in the shower I got soap in my mouth.
I can now say I've been in a soap opera.
FlipFlopCop retweeted
Honestly, if I ever lose a limb my default response when asked how it happened would be "..cut myself shaving"
FlipFlopCop retweeted
@LivepdTweeter @iLivePD
When @thundacat830 begins a pursuit, we be like...
FlipFlopCop retweeted
Hey Jen, I have new service @TMobileHelp 🤦🏻♂️ Can't handle #LivePD & #9PMRoutine I'm going to connect to wi-fi tonight and hopefully I'll be back #9PMRoutine 😉
FlipFlopCop retweeted
@iLivePD you never cease to amaze me with what people are capable of doing. Better yet, their excuses SMH
FlipFlopCop retweeted
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger..
Unless it paralyses you. Then your muscles will slowly deteriorate until you have practically zero muscle on your body. At which point you'd definitely not be stronger than before.
