Yerrrrrrr. We’re friends now.

Jersey 🛬 LA 📍
Joined August 2010
Shoutout to my sister cause how the hell you find a glass SpongeBob cutting board 😭 and I be using all these shits
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Prime Trey Songz was lit
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nothing worse than a failed nap attempt and you’re running out time.
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Never let that job play with you.
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I’m dumb as hell I thought the couch was her legs and I was tryna figure out how the hell she twisted them like that 😭
Parents so stylish the baby will never know a bad fit in his life 🔥✨🤎
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Call me childish but I don’t think I could ever eat caviar 😔
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I’ll never call that nigga “ghost face” just like I’ll never call this app “x”
Ngl I grew up calling “Ghost Face” Scream. I did not know this nigga name was ghost face
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No one did. I don’t even think Sydney & Dewey knew.
Ngl I grew up calling “Ghost Face” Scream. I did not know this nigga name was ghost face
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I thought the new kids made this shit up.
Ngl I grew up calling “Ghost Face” Scream. I did not know this nigga name was ghost face
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saw a guy dressed like it at comic con and said hi scream in full confidence 😭😭😭😭😭
Ngl I grew up calling “Ghost Face” Scream. I did not know this nigga name was ghost face
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I be sober & crying about Michael Jackson😔😔
Being drunk when you’re older is mad weird. You be crying bout random shit like why Michael Jackson had to die
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I remember someone talking about being Ghost Face for Halloween and I was thinking, “…Killah?”
Ngl I grew up calling “Ghost Face” Scream. I did not know this nigga name was ghost face
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This might be the realest tweet that’s ever been twote.
Ngl I grew up calling “Ghost Face” Scream. I did not know this nigga name was ghost face
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Anything my girl needs she got it.
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I absolutely hate when people call crayons “Crans” like ??
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Being 30+, and having a toned, fit, able body is the exact flex you think it is.
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I know it’s from an anime but I absolutely hate Miguel from love island devilish tattoo
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Being drunk when you’re older is mad weird. You be crying bout random shit like why Michael Jackson had to die
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one thing about me, i will sit in my house ALL DAY… in peace 😌
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La Capone / I got it
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Real growth in the gym hits when you stop expecting the dream body in months… and finally accept it takes 2–3 years of consistency.
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