i have never joked
silver lake
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The earliest known use of the word "gamer" was in the code of laws governing Walsall, England, dated ~1450. The document bans games including cards and backgammon, threatening prison for anyone housing a "gamer" on their property. Proof we have been persecuted since day one
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A sad day for Brown. The ancient eight becomes the ancient seven
With deep sadness, we share that the University of Providence Board of Trustees voted today to close the University. Final instruction: August 20, 2027. Our priority is supporting students and employees. Updates: uprovidence.edu
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Our thousand year reign of the only generation that knows how to both install a printer *and* read a book begins.
it’s easy to take for granted just how spectacularly good This American Life is, week in week out, for years and years
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Out of touch liberal elites don’t understand that for the average American the Cheesecake Factory is the nicest place they can imagine. For these people, sweatpants are like tuxedos. They think of Tweety Bird as a kind of God. Don’t you dare condescend to them.
idk why people talk about “stomp clap” like it was some kind of scourge when really it was a handful of bands who were somewhat popular for like five years
i would love to put my smartphone in a different room and use only my laptop while working but i have to log into enterprise software multiple times throughout the day and need my phone for 2FA so i have no choice
crucifix at the funeral feels like rubbing it in
A priest has been killed by a falling crucifix at a church in Ecuador as he performed a mass that was being live streamed online. cnn.it/4zA49yO
the smell when the heater kicks on that first cool morning after a summer so hot you thought you might die
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stepped outside in the LA air and shivered. neighbor and i exchanged a “it’s chilly, ooo!” convo. smiling through it all can’t believe this my life
when AI companies say that AI models have human rights it’s hard to tell if the companies are really that stupid or they just think other people are stupid. from what i’ve seen in silicon valley i would guess both. there’s no greater collection of idiots who think they’re smart
i went to high school with a future Super Bowl winning NFL player. he played offense, defense, special teams. sometimes he would return kickoffs for touchdowns just by lowering his shoulder and blowing through defenders on the open field
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Stephen A Smith: First and foremost, I would like to apologize to the Anne Frank Foundation for my words last week. I do not think a “little more hustle” would’ve changed her situation. However-