KingGRLN

I thought they hunt in Ohio?

Wish the homie back from Snake Way.

Some people go down swinging. I go down joking. Joke my way out of a job. Joke myself out of a relationship. Joke myself out of food and housing. The only thing I take seriously is my first coffee of the day.

You ain’t a hero without an enemy

Most of the people that could exist won’t exist

Shout out my label, that’s me

Asses are always either getting kicked, ate or worked off.

The Ōtsutsuki are the prime example of having your chakra and eating it too.

Football is like boxing. When it’s obviously over a coach should have the ability/right to throw in the towel. Get those players out of there without further harm.

coffee shops love having the B team work holidays. I ordered a cup of black coffee today. Took 4 baristas to figure out how to do it and when it was given to me it was purple. Merry Christmas

Millennials have so much pent up anger that if they were on the front lines of a global conflict it would end being called World War My Dad Hugged Me Only Once And Made It Weird.

Happiness is fleeting, shame sticks like tar.

We fool ourselves when we want to believe

Low hanging fruit can still taste good as fuck

Stoned shower > sober shower

Facts don’t care about your feelings

I deadass think that Batman listens to drill music. He literally puts on a black mask at night and goes off to find his opps. Bruce be getting sturdy.

Weird girls with booty….that’s it

If a tree says the n word in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it get canceled?

Why does the most obvious solution seem so clever?