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Sofias retweeted
"My man lacks MASCULINITY....he can't defend me in public"
She feels her man should defend her regardless 💀
I feel she should just do everyone a favor in this scenario and leave the guy alone cos she's just looking for a reason to leave. She also wanted justification for a decision she had already made.
She's got someone new whispering in her ears IMO.
Sofias retweeted
HR Director: “Why did you keep coming to work after your son was hospitalized?”
Employee: “Because my supervisor said missing another shift would cost me my job.”
HR Director: “How long was your son in the hospital?”
Employee: “Three weeks.”
HR Director: “And you worked every shift?”
Employee: “Every one.”
HR Director: “Even overnight?”
Employee: “I worked the overnight shift, then drove straight to the hospital before going home.”
HR Director: “Why didn’t you come to HR?”
Employee: “Because I needed the paycheck. My wife wasn’t working, and the hospital bills were already piling up.”
HR Director: “What happened to your son?”
Employee: “He’s eight. He has leukemia.”
The HR Director stopped typing.
Sofias retweeted
Dr. Robert Chase an intensive care specialist whose wealthy background and suggestibility impact his early career
Series title>> Dr House🎬🎥
Sofias retweeted
Estate Agent: “I’m afraid there’s a problem with the property you purchased.”
Buyer: “What problem? I completed the payment three weeks ago.”
Estate Agent: “Another family has arrived with documents claiming they own the same house.”
Buyer: “That’s impossible. I have the signed purchase agreement, the keys and the title documents.”
Estate Agent: “They have documents too. Their solicitor says they purchased the property several months before you.”
Buyer: “From whom?”
Estate Agent: “The same seller.”
Buyer: “You’re telling me one person sold the same house twice?”
Estate Agent: “That’s what it appears to be.”
Sofias retweeted
A man once spent years trying to prove he was successful.
He bought expensive clothes, rented luxury cars, and made sure everyone saw the good life.
But behind the pictures, he was drowning in debt.
One evening, he met an old friend who had quietly built a successful business.
No expensive lifestyle. No need to impress anyone…👇
