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Arturo Vazquez

@iamvaz

Agri Vaz, Stripe Vaz, Google Vaz, Root Vaz, Ciencias Vaz, Vaz is Vaz

 California, USA
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Joined May 2008
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i have thought about this hacker news comment nearly every day since november ninth twenty seventeen
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End of an era, today the truck picked-up my futon. I bought it a little short of 20yrs ago and since then many friends, family and a notably plenty of couch surfers slept on it. It followed me through 8 different homes and 2 countries. You'll be missed but I have the memories.
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And sometimes you just hit everything but the answer... there hours my 100% win rate... f*** you Wordle 282 X/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
This captain barnacles sets a bad example: "I'm going on a vacation but I'm always on duty" ... and remote 📱 micromanaging instead of being present with his family... Corporate culture has infiltrated the Octonauts 😲. Turn it off man!
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Sometimes what's not there tells more than what is :). Wordle 281 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Ayer mi hijo encontró una cajita de Betty crocker y obvio "nos hizo pastel". Lo que aprendí: no hay manera de fallar con un pastel de chocolate.
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My current earworm: the octonauts theme song 🤦‍♂️... Parents of the world, ❤️ if you just played it in your head. I would like to know that I'm not alone. youtu.be/jPUV0m-uNaA
Octonauts Theme Tune

Octonauts Theme Tune

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Fellow humans indifferent to sports. Here's everything you need to survive today youtu.be/Sasksdm1Ftc
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Con esta pizza de pavo, declaro el final oficial de la navidad 2021
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Yo: le echaste agua de Jamaica a tu vino espumoso? @Agridulce : en SF es un hibiscus spritzer
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I present to you the "you are now old" starter pack. I mean ... It was a fair "guess" ... As it was included in the package with my son's new clothes... But it still hurts ...
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Mi nueva frase favorita: "I want my red hot tires" he means ...
Papi! I had a great idea! Let's watch a show on your phone!
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Está mal si después de todo este tiempo aún no me identifico con la frase "necesito salir de la casa" ?
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I'm hiring integration engineers at Stripe! Do you enjoy advising and mentoring other developers? As part of professional services we solve real world problems for top tier companies using Stripe APIs. DM or apply to know more stripe.com/jobs/listing/inte…
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Thanks to the @MountainViewGov for taking the time to send a card on the mail to point to a url that doesn't exist.
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mountainview.gov/StierlinRoa… For the lazy
Chart: current pipeline of m&m's by color #dataIsDelicious
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Yo: quieres un huevito? Hijo: No Yo: seguro? Esta rico, mira hice uno para mamá Hijo: no, quiero pan con Nutella. Yo: ok ... Preparo huevo para mí ... Hijo: quiero un huevito como el de mami ...
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Yo: ok, voy a preparar otro para mí Hijo: no, quiero que estés conmigo y juegues con pollito... Yo: ok ... Hijo: all done, vamos a jugar a la sala Yo: ...
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