@ibeonline
Joined April 2018
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If i had a gf i wouldn't know what to do i'd just be like "hello..." 馃槓
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Heyy does anyone want to love me unconditionally?
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Another Monday morning without you next to me
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When in doubt i look to the moon
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My air fryer just said its first word
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I'm like Benjamin Button but the opposite
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An extra hour to yearn
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I must've lost some weight, my cargos keep falling down
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Daddy has a boo-boo on his finger, kitten
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Do you ever feel like sometimes
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Time to shower and trim my disgusting beard brb
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Who up catching their worm
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Not right now babe, the high council is awaiting my presence
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If there are zero believers in Bigfoot, it's because i died!
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How to say gm without sounding too horny
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Why aren't you here rotting next to me? Another one of life's mysteries
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Don't give me multiple tasks at once, i will forget to do them because I'm easily distracted
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First date idea: we hatch our escape plan
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How to say "i love you i miss you" without completely ruining the vibes?
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