Imagine finishing a night sesh by hitting somebody else’s joint, ending up way too high, and ducking into Rudy’s to try to settle your brain. You do all the “too stoned at a bar” things like saying you’re great when they ask your order. Then Donald Fagen writes a song about it

Owen, Olen. Olen, Owen.

A lot more leather jackets and no complies than I expected in Kill Harry.

That old North (?) article about this look — hed was International Layers Anthem — was great.

Oliver Bonk — great hockey name.

Ran into a friend on the way home from picking the kids up, and he said "I like how you guys all have the same haircut." Damn.

Did I just see a pharmaceutical ad on Sportsnet? Thought we were the only country fucked up enough to allow that?

I used to pray for times like this

The latest @TheCut Book Talk newsletter just ran a very similar story down to iLanders; I need to pitch an explainer on NBDs.

Easy to consume news and hear about how AI is going to create bioweapons and turn into skynet; I'm still thinking about Cole's latest piece and the haphazard llm-powered junk that clutters everything you do with a smartphone or computer. simplemagic.ca/gates-of-stee…

I am going to burn the Sabres 50-60 page power play report.

IT HAS BEEN MONTHS SINCE I'VE TWEETED ABOUT MATTIAS SAMUELSSON, AND AS THE KIDS AND ADULTS WHO LIKE TO TALK LIKE KIDS ONLINE SAY, WE ARE SO BACK

Guy at the grocery store in an Arc'teryx jacket jumped when the auto sprayers turned on in the produce section.

If you never got to cut the line to get a pair of $5 Bones bushings, sorry, you missed out.

Weirdly going to bat for Supreme in Instagram comments

I'll be sending a FOIA request to the Buffalo Sabres, a civic institution, so I can see the 50-60 page power play report .

It's the 39th week of 2026 and for a fleeting moment here, the hottest skate spot in the world is across from the Mighty Taco on Delaware

13 minutes from Borough Hall

I have added Bar Blogging to my increasingly-antiquated list of professional services offered; it's underneath "Pivot to Video Consultant" and "Doing Something With AI so you Can Tell the Client You're Using AI"