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I call agbero “tout” yesterday, he correct me say nah “lout” he be
I first laugh, nah when I reach house i no say nah me be olodo
I am contemplating whether to buy a lovely Christmas tree for decoration or a Christmas goat to grill. Tick tok.
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*OPEN REPLY TO THE DELTA STATE POLICE COMMAND AND THE DELTA STATE GOVERNMENT ON THE ASABA KILLING*
We have read with pain and anger, the statements by the Police Public Relations Officer, SP Bright Edafe, and the Commissioner for Works and Public Information, Mr. Charles Aniagwu, on the killing of one person and injuring of five others along Nnebisi Road, Asaba on Saturday during a peaceful procession by the Obidient/OK Movement in support of Mr. Peter Obi.
We condemn the killing. But we reject the attempt to blame the victims for their own murder.
Let us be clear: *This was not a coincidence. This was not a mere "clash." This was a conceived action plan.*
*1. A Conceived Plan To Attack, Harm And Silence The Opposition*
What happened in Asaba is part of a deliberate, well-planned strategy to continuously attack opposition parties, expose them to harm, and then use that same violence as an excuse to declare " *no street rally."*
The pattern is now too clear to ignore:
First, deny the opposition access to public facilities — stadiums, fields, halls,schools town halls,etc.
Second, when they are forced to use the road, which is their constitutional right, allow thugs to attack them.
Third, after the attack, the Police and Government will come out to say "we warned them" and "they should have used a designated venue."
Fourth, use the bloodshed as justification to ban opposition rallies altogether.
*That is the plan. Attack them, blame them, then ban them.*
The ultimate goal is not peace. The ultimate goal is to use state power to bar the NDC and other opposition parties from campaigning in Delta State, while the APC campaigns freely everywhere.
We see it. Deltans see it. Nigerians see it.
*2. If you had intelligence, what did you do with it?*
The Police said they received intelligence suggesting a likelihood of violence before the procession. They said they invited the organisers and advised them to cancel.
That is not policing. That is abdication.
If you had credible intelligence that an attack was being planned, your duty under the Police Act and the Constitution was to:
- Identify the planners,
- Arrest and interrogate them,
- Deploy men to protect the procession,
- Secure the route,
- And prevent the attack.
Why was no one arrested BEFORE the attack? Why was no suspect picked up? Why did you wait until after one Nigerian was killed and five injured, to now say investigations are ongoing?
Intelligence without action is useless. If you knew, why did you allow the killers to strike?
Or was the intelligence itself part of the plan to warn the victims, not the attackers?
*3. Why is the security report always negative only when it is the opposition?*
Whenever the NDC, Obidient Movement, or any opposition party wants to hold a rally, suddenly there is a "security threat." Suddenly the Police advise them to cancel or go to a "designated venue."
But when the APC holds its rallies, road shows, and open street processions in Asaba, Warri, Ughelli and other towns, there is never a security threat. There is never a warning. There is never a police advice to cancel.
Is violence only possible when the opposition gathers? Is APC immune to security threats in Delta State?
If the Police are truly neutral, let them publish the security reports for APC rallies in the last six months. Let Deltans see if the same warnings were given.Until then, this looks like selective policing to suppress the opposition.
DELTA STATE POLICE COMMAND
PRESS RELEASE
DELTA STATE POLICE COMMAND
PRESS RELEASE
CLASH AT A POLITICAL RALLY ORGANIZED BY OBEDIENT/OK MOVEMENT IN SUPPORT OF PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE OF NDC IN ASABA: POLICE COMMENCE INVESTIGATION, ADVISE POLITICAL PARTIES/SUPPORTERS AGAINST ROAD PROCESSIONS
The Delta State Police Command has commenced a full-scale investigation into a violent incident involving supporters during a political rally organised by the Obedient/OK movement in support of the presidential candidate of Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC) in Asaba on Saturday, 7th November 2026, which resulted in the death of one person and injuries to five others.
2. Prior to the rally, the Command received an intelligence report indicating the likelihood of violence and consequently invited the organisers to a security meeting. During the engagement, they were briefed on the identified security threats and advised against holding an open road procession. They were further encouraged to conduct their political activities at a designated venue where appropriate security will be provided for them. However, the organisers ignored this important security advice and proceeded with the road procession.
3. At about 1215hrs, a violent incident occurred along Nnebisi Road, Asaba, during which one person lost his life and five others sustained injuries. The identities of the victims are yet to be ascertained. Upon receiving a distress call, police operatives mobilised to the scene and took the injured victims to the hospital for medical attention. Security was subsequently reinforced in the affected area to forestall further breakdown of law and order, while investigations are ongoing to establish the circumstances surrounding the incident and identify those responsible.
4. The Commissioner of Police, Delta State Command, CP Samuel E. Erale, psc, mnips, condemns the violence and reiterates that political parties are free to conduct lawful campaigns and other political activities. He, however, advises all political parties and their supporters to avoid road processions in the interest of public safety and to liaise with the Police ahead of any political gatherings to facilitate adequate security arrangements. The CP assures residents of Delta State of the Command's commitment to a thorough and impartial investigation and urge anyone with useful information to contact the Command through the following phone numbers; 09155570008 or 09155570007.
SP. BRIGHT EDAFE, ANIPR, FCIA, FIPMD
POLICE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER,
DELTA STATE COMMAND,
ASABA
7th November, 2026
@DeltaPoliceNG @DSGovernment @PoliceNG
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Many people don't know this about the vegetable oils they're consuming and largely because we don't read the labels
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People wey get bright future dey cry 😂😂 if them know what lies ahead for the girls wey win, dem go know say those girls deserve to win am.
Good.
Following a complaint by @BigDavery regarding noise pollution from a church, our officials conducted an investigation and confirmed that the church was in violation of environmental regulations and constituted a nuisance to residents in the area.
Consequently, the church, The All Christians Gathering Ministry, located at No. 1, Ishola Street, off Clegg, Surulere, was sealed this morning and will remain shut until further notice.
We will not tolerate environmental violations or any form of nuisance that disrupts the peace and well-being of residents. All religious institutions, businesses and other establishments are required to comply strictly with environmental regulations.
Our enforcement actions will remain firm and decisive. No individual or institution is above the law.
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Followed a random convoy from Minna in Niger State all the way back to Abuja yesterday. When we got to Dei-dei, one of the security personnel in the Hilux gave me a thumbs up. 😂😂
In aviation, it’s SAFETY FIRST and it is nonnegotiable.
There are things I will never understand, no matter how hard I try.
Take airport regulations, for example.
Airport officials frown at passengers travelling with perfumes. If they find certain quantities in your luggage during security checks, they often confiscate them.
But the moment you pass through security and enter the departure lounge, you will find shops selling those same perfumes.
You can walk into one of those shops, buy an entire bag of perfumes, and proceed to board your flight with them.
So, essentially, you are telling passengers that certain perfumes cannot pass through airport security, but allowing those same products to be sold at the door of the plane. Does that make sense?
How about Airplane Mode and the insistence by some flight attendants that every mobile device must be completely switched off during takeoff and landing?
On my last flight from Lagos, a flight attendant approached me and asked me to switch off my phone.
I politely explained that my phone was already on Airplane Mode.
She insisted that I switch it off completely.
So, I asked her whether she understood the reason behind the instruction she was so determined to enforce.
From her response, I was heartbroken. She had no understanding of the theory behind the rule she was enforcing.
One of the reasons airlines restrict the use of electronic devices during certain phases of flight is to minimise potential interference from radio transmissions.
And what exactly is Airplane Mode designed to do?
Disable the phone’s cellular radio transmissions.
The rule to switch off mobile phones were made when phones had no Airplane Mode features. The Airplane Mode features were introduced to mobile devices to help passengers use their phones while flying. Even the name alone explains this.
On some flights, the announcement is straightforward: switch off your electronic devices or put them on Airplane Mode.
On many local flights in Nigeria, however, some flight attendants insist on complete shutdowns without being able to explain why Airplane Mode is supposedly insufficient.
And this is where my problem lies.
Not necessarily with the rules, but with our relationship with rules.
We have become so accustomed to receiving instructions, memorising them, repeating them and enforcing them that we sometimes forget the most important question:
WHY?
A person can spend ten years enforcing a rule without ever understanding the problem that rule was created to solve.
And when you ask questions, they interpret your curiosity as disobedience.
Perhaps one of our biggest problems as a society is that we have trained too many people to obey instructions and too few to understand them.
We have perfected the art of following procedures without questioning their purpose.
Sometimes, the people enforcing the rules are even more confused than the people being forced to obey them.
Another very useless practice is the checking of car trunks at hotels and some other public places. What are they always looking for? Just open and close to fulfill all righteousness. There are places in a car that dangerous weapons can be hidden.
-KAA
#kaa_truths
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For real, I still feel embarrassed seeing all these in 2026. You all filled up your tanks, dressed up and drove from your homes to take pictures on a newly constructed road?
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We need to stop acting like having a good partner isn't an achievement
Do you know how hard it is to find a normal-behaving human in this generation??
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“but there's one thing that time can never erase… the place we hold in people's hearts.”
cristiano ronaldo ~ 2026 ❤️
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🚨 BREAKING: Sporting CP’s game against Moreirense was paused in the 7th minute to honour Cristiano Ronaldo for his incredible career with Portugal.
The GOAT receiving a well-deserved tribute. 🐐❤️










































