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if my soul was a song it'd be 679 by fetty wap

no because bra STRAPS, not even a full bra, in an advent calendar costing $150 is ridiculous

i wouldnt give a fuck if it did, kurkure is a top 10 snack

fuck its so cold

are the ladybirds in the uk still spreading std's

hi im rly tired of boring bitches

being hyperaware of every single thought & feeling going through your body is torture

you gotta be a lil crazy bout me or it ain gonna work out

how some people view the british

a guy im texting just referred to holi as "paint powder parties"

can we just agree purple and red are equally as useless

idc about likes but i miss people interacting w me like hi notice me talk to me pls

my friend asked me out and i had to plan EVERYTHING. like do u rly wanna do this or not

when did we decide pineapple is a good codeword for things??

i cry at funerals cus im jealous

i genuinely cant decide between orange and apple juice so whenever someone asks me i get a mini panic attack

sorry this is a joke i dont meow i promise

idk i kinda like meowing to start up a conversation

am i weird for finding shy guys who need their friends help to approach me ridiculously hot

im so fucking sorry