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death stranding & twd pilled 👻🧟‍♂️ 🔞 mdni he/him 👍 👀 ao3 linked in strawpage

Joined July 2024
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heard this audio on tiktok. im so fucking sorry.
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"cliches are boring" me when two characters fuck to get it out of their system but guess what its not out of their system
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“first gay man ever elected to U.S. senate” “first native american woman to be elected governor in U.S. history” “first muslim senator in U.S. history” “first black female governor in U.S. history”
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People don’t realize how much of cali’s blue wave is carried by the Bay Area and LA county. The rest of this state is republican as hell 😭
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ao3 does this too.
*typing into Letterboxd* R-E-S-I-D-E-N Letterboxd: Ah yes. They’re searching for the very popular 2026 film RESIDENT EVIL that just hit streaming today *typing into Letterboxd* -T Letterboxd: Uh oh. This has thrown me for a loop.
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kitty higgs want some nuzzles...
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Take your Higgs swimming on the first date
Makeup-less Higgs isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. Makeupless Higgs:
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why the fuck is higgs so tall.
Height ref bb
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you gotta tank it. all my worst fears are real but im a beast so it doesnt matter
how r u meant to heal from social anxiety if you just keep receiving proof that ur fears are correct like genuinely
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Uncomfortably long frotting quick time event I love you so much Hideo KoGenius
最終決戦がギターバトルなのマジで最高
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“EW EW EW EW EW EW!” I say, visibly erect
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an unreliable narrator who is also a repressed homosexual
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don't worry, Sam is kissing the wounds better #samhiggs make love and war 🫦
he needs a PUNCH to the gut or few, and then some rehab
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I can only assume my reaction to Higgs without makeup is the same reason as to why toddlers get scared when their fathers shave their beards
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"Cliches are boring" Me when the characters get jealous and they don't know what that feeling is yet
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Little thing I did for @kurokawakennyic 's DeadSam AU! Sam is a vampire/incubus hybrid and Deadman is man-made creature. Thank you so much for this incredible AU, it's so much fun to draw them like this!
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Sam leaves himself little notes reminding him to wash his hands. That’s so cute!! #deathstranding2
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it is very much coming back.
noticing an old and extremely inconvenient phobia creeping back in... not now. pleaseeee not now i don't have time for this.
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I get so lost in every Cliff fight ever like I do not know where I’m fuckin going
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