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If You're Driving Close Your Eyes

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A comedy podcast from @godsewa @hunktears @floppyadult + @jordan_mallory about navigating our chaotic, terrifying world under the wet sun. (Art by @mightyatom)

 Episode every Friday
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Joined September 2022
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John admits to some pretty serious crimes this week AND schemes more crimes. new episode out now!!! pod.link/1648903956/episode/…
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new ep "So It’s a Lot Like Scrubs?" out everywhere pod.link/1648903956/episode/…
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this is the money ravioli. share to experience prosperity. ignore at your own peril.
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mama mia my balls patreon.com/posts/ep-98-subj…
Ep. 98: Subjective Pleasantness Index (Video ver.!) | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

Ep. 98: Subjective Pleasantness Index (Video ver.!) | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

Hi it's Jordan!! LB is back with their brand-new invention, which is to say, they've returned to the podcast and don't actually have a new i

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no episode this week we are taking a vacation :3
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today we did a stream for an audience of like 10 people where niki spent two hours trying to guess the names of the four main characters of sex and the city and it was one of the funniest things we have ever done. the recording failed so it's lost to time.
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one of many reasons you should join our patreon and attend our great events
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episode is late this week. we r sorry
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I hate logging into our YouTube and seeing what a fresh algorithm suggests
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When your Google search means it is definitely time for bed.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BARLEY
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woke Oscar the Grouch, Russell Brand's melatonin tweet, spoiling the movie Manhunter, and more. pod.link/1648903956/episode/…
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I love making this show
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I love making this show
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new ep is out for patrons if you want to find out what we're looking at patreon.com/posts/episode-92…
Episode 92: St. Homo's Private School (Video ver.!) | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

Episode 92: St. Homo's Private School (Video ver.!) | If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

HI IT'S JORDAN SORRY FOR CAPS THIS ONE IS CUTE AND FUN BUT IT ALSO HAS A LOT OF BALL SACK DISCUSSION IN IT TOO SO SORRY ABOUT THAT

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new episode happy shrek 5 to all celebrants pod.link/1648903956/episode/…
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In which LB spoils Challengers, John yells about Kevin Costner, and we compare sunburns achieved while taking antibiotics youtube.com/watch?v=K8Xi_u4g…
If You're Driving Close Your Eyes 90: Y tu tennis también

If You're Driving Close Your Eyes 90: Y tu tennis también

"Remember, remember the 5th of Julember ...(In this episode LB, Ni...

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omg, did one of us apply for this?? how do they know about us???
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In Secret Places is @merrittk @hunktears and Shaydh. We're making a game for freaks and sickos.
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