What is he selling

I started without filter but when my frds introduced me to filter i found it weird and hard to roll 🤭

I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just come to my house in uniform and arrest me in presence of my wife and take me to her home till the next day . Then she bring me back and tell my wife “we are not done with investigations yet.

This new kids unblock are nepos non js hungry 🤤 and their music is mild no substance

Wedding really help me that year every Saturday we do from wedding to wedding with nylon bags to take rice and meat . To survive the next morning 🤦🏾‍♂️☹️ . Thank God for today the story has not changed now its funeral we are attending just to get free food to take back home 🏡

My frd slept with my babe she willingly followed him to the same house I brought her , it was an eye opener for me and till date my frd and I are still friends and cut her off immediately. The same girl that never slept over with me but she did with my frd for 2 days lol 😂

Since when billing enter friends with benefits, I think say all Billings go to the main guy , Wetin concern me say you want make hair 😂.

Never take a girl you meet on Snapchat serious she’s for sale 80% of girls are for sell .

Celibacy feels easy when the thought of being touched without genuine love already turns you off.

That babe you booked a flight ✈️ for came because of me not you. And I go pound her like cocoyam

Preparation meets with opportunity

I’m about to cook something my producer setting up

Shalli if you dey owe e no go far make I connect you to ochacho iceking. Atleast e fit pay 💰 your debt for one verse sec sec sec no go dey ehh 😂

I’m the next big shit 💩 ki lo fe so baby

Ki lo fe so baby

I still Dey my ex matter I hear say she don enter new relationship and she don they glow I’m going back to destroy her

waited for good 1 year just to smash her , not all ladies are loosed some take their time to crack . They have to be convinced you will protect them and have their best interest. I didn’t regret waiting for a year before she gave me access to . She even said Jesus forgive me

I remembered my ex use to tell me she can never date a customer, just as we broke up her current man is her customer. They met at the store she was even the one that requested for his contact for them to continue business online . Now Dey dating . Women do the opposite .

Why you dey tell woman your problem guy . Wetin you want make she do 😂. This gurls na just good time they want . Carry your problem go church or find one baba tell .