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I'm a dork.

Joined July 2008
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So he returned home to his father. And while he was still a long way off, his father saw him coming. Filled with love and compassion, he ran to his son, embraced him, and kissed him. Luke 15:20
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Replying to @SiriusXMFC
@SiriusXMFC @RodneyMarsh10 @TommySmythESPN You both were legends of the game and I’m just an idiot in my car… My greatest sadness will be wanting to hear what you both thought of things happening in the game. You both are absolute gentleman. God bless you both.
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It is NOT 80 degrees and not a cloud in the sky today, men. A bit melancholy to be fair. My flat screen isn’t 97 inches today.
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If these guys have any sense they’ll have you on for segments.
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What a bunch of absolute weirdos.
45 years ago today, an A&M cadet charged SMU cheerleaders with a drawn saber after they spelled “SMU” with their bodies following a TD. A cheerleader knocked him down. SMU won 27-7, and the cadet was later suspended for the rest of the semester
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The 2026 Men's Ballon d'Or winner. Congratulations, Harry 🤍
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There is a version of this where it eventually becomes his…
APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE TO ANY LANDLORDS READING THIS, BUT I'M NOT STAYING QUIET. I just sent $1,750 in rent for a place I've lived in for four years. Never late. Never trashed it. Never once missed a payment. Then the renewal email landed: rent's going up another $275 a month. NO. You've pulled almost $84,000 out of me over four years. That money paid your mortgage down, built your equity, funded your portfolio. And my reward for being the reliable tenant you never had to chase for rent is a bigger bill, simply because the market lets you charge one. I'm the one writing the check every month, and at the end of all of it, I own nothing. Not a square foot of it. If I'm covering your mortgage payment and then some, every single month, there should be a version of this where some of that money eventually becomes mine. Stop treating good tenants like a subscription service you get to raise the price on whenever you feel like it.
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APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE TO ANY LANDLORDS READING THIS, BUT I'M NOT STAYING QUIET. I just sent $1,750 in rent for a place I've lived in for four years. Never late. Never trashed it. Never once missed a payment. Then the renewal email landed: rent's going up another $275 a month. NO. You've pulled almost $84,000 out of me over four years. That money paid your mortgage down, built your equity, funded your portfolio. And my reward for being the reliable tenant you never had to chase for rent is a bigger bill, simply because the market lets you charge one. I'm the one writing the check every month, and at the end of all of it, I own nothing. Not a square foot of it. If I'm covering your mortgage payment and then some, every single month, there should be a version of this where some of that money eventually becomes mine. Stop treating good tenants like a subscription service you get to raise the price on whenever you feel like it.
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‘Goodbye’ is an alteration of “God be with you.”
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“If men will not be governed by the Ten Commandments, they shall be governed by the ten thousand commandments.” G.K. Chesterton
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All four. All of them were at my wedding and met my oldest and 3/4 met my youngest. I have a life Elon Musk couldn’t buy.
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No one should ever be this stupid on the Internet.
The Atlanta Braves are the Buffalo Bills of MLB
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[H]e is near us still... - John Newton
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In the history of the world it has never happened. Don’t look to deep at the methodology either.
How many people have a sleep study done and the results are you do NOT have sleep apnea and do NOT need to buy an expensive machine?
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Uh oh. Arch about to get fired from Good Good.
“I saw the AI edit of Sark slapping Holly Rowe” Mannings are about to put Arch through six more weeks of media training 💀
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F’ing Epic! #YoungGuns #Pals
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It’s great to be a Florida Gator.
Chris Eubanks asks a race-baiting question & Ben Shelton avoids it, instead thanking his parents (including his white mom), encourages fans to support him & America at the Final, while offering condolences to those affected by the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Well said young man 👏
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Wow!!! Until I saw this HOF video, I didn’t realize how much Jimmy Chitwood’s shot in Hoosiers looked like the real thing🎯 Happy Birthday Bobby Plump, the real Jimmy Chitwood🎂🏀
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Why Louisiana State University should drop football… and basketball…
The SEC accusing LSU of “lack of institutional control” hits differently when you look at the timeline: 2011-12 — NCAA major-infractions case. Recruiting violations. LSU put on probation. 2012-17 — Booster John Paul Funes provides $180K in impermissible benefits to a football player’s family using money embezzled from a hospital foundation. 2013 — Les Miles investigation intentionally stored offsite. AD Joe Alleva recommends firing him. LSU keeps him. 2017-19 — Will Wade caught on FBI wiretap discussing a “strong-ass offer.” 2019 — LSU suspends Wade after he refuses to meet with LSU/NCAA officials. Reinstates him 5 weeks later. 2020 — LSU’s handling of sexual misconduct allegations exposed. 2020 — Odell Beckham Jr. hands LSU players cash after the national title. 2020 — LSU self-imposes scholarship cuts, recruiting restrictions and a bowl ban amid the NCAA investigation. LSU’s statement: “This decision reflects LSU’s commitment to compliance with NCAA regulations and maintenance of institutional control.” 2021 — Independent review finds systemic Title IX failures. Verge Ausberry suspended 30 days without pay. 2022 — LSU fires Wade after an NCAA Notice of Allegations containing multiple Level I allegations. 2022 — Separate NCAA case: Football commits COVID dead-period recruiting violations. One year probation. 2023 — IARP resolves the football/basketball case: multiple violations, failure to monitor, 37 football wins vacated and 3 more years probation, beginning when the prior probation ended Sept. 21, 2023. The NCAA also alleged lack of institutional control. The IARP did not sustain that allegation. 2024 — LSU pays $1.9M to settle Title IX claims. No admission of liability. 2026 — LSU rehires Will Wade. The AD announcing the hire? Verge Ausberry. 2026 — Wade pursues international pros, an NBA draft pick and players with professional basketball experience. 2026 — LSU pursues outside capital tied to future SEC media revenue. 2026 — LSU pushes to add players who signed NFL contracts and went through NFL camps. Sept. 2026 — The SEC sues LSU. Ausberry is a named defendant. LSU ultimately leaves the former NFL players off its final roster. The SEC presses forward anyway. Its amended complaint says LSU’s actions “confirm the lack of institutional control over the athletics program at LSU that is required by Article 6 of the SEC Constitution.” At the informal direction of the other 15 SEC presidents and chancellors, Sankey calls a Special Meeting for Sept. 10 to consider terminating LSU’s membership — whether LSU backs off the professional players or not. And LSU is still on NCAA probation. It expires Sept. 21. Twelve days from now. Different coaches. Different scandals. Same institution. And in some cases, the same people.
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Normally, they're Gamecocks. Today, South Carolina is #GatorBait.
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