Middle aged 20-something who lives in BFE. She/Her. *insert something clever*
U.S.A.
Joined August 2011
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Midwestern Cliche retweeted
Sometimes the parent tells the child that they got help from us. "I can't wait to finally be warm..."
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An experiment...my tweets can never tell the full story so we thought we'd try this today and see how people react. I'm thinking maybe once a week posting a longer version of a request. Thoughts welcome!
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Please spread the word that we stand ready to help the children of Mayfield, Kentucky who have been impacted by the tornados. Am thinking about going down there in a week or so to start distributing gift cards bypassing our usual channels. Will keep everyone informed.
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Net worth of 10 richest Americans
Before the pandemic:
$113 billion
$98B
$68B
$59B
$55B
$55B
$54B
$54B
$53B
$51B
Now:
$302 billion
$199B
$135B
$129B
$125B
$118B
$116B
$115B
$105B
$66B
Their average tax rate: 8%
Average U.S. family tax rate: 14%
Midwestern Cliche retweeted
nobody goes harder for anything in the world than non-comedy men defending male comedians they’ve never met
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"This 10 y/o female wants to be a male but he is filled with anxiety that has him biting his nails and pulling out his hair. His older sister considers herself non-binary & is engaging in self-injurious behavior. Mom is supportive but cannot afford the proper clothing."
Done.
Midwestern Cliche retweeted
When they went off to school, they had a pep in their step that melted my heart. Little things like fresh clothes really do make a difference in how people feel, young or old. I don't know who you are, Alice, but I am sending you hugs from my boys and from a grateful Mom."
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"Last night we went shopping for new clothes! Pants, shirts, swim trunks, etc. Asa even picked out a neat watch. As we checked out, my boys were wide eyed and felt like a million dollars. They were so excited to get dressed this morning for school sporting their new gear.
Midwestern Cliche retweeted
why did elementary schools just occasionally bring in a dude with a big snake. who was that man. what were his credentials
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July 4th is Independence Day, but July 2nd is Mitch-Depedence Day because I’m depending on YOU to watch The Tomorrow War!
There’s no time to train. The enemy is already here. #TheTomorrowWar is coming July 2.
Midwestern Cliche retweeted
I got stoned and read a novel in just under 3 hours. I'm shocked by the ending, the monster was Grover the whole time
I like to think that when sperm approaches an egg it's like a car salesperson approaching their next victim.
Trying to convince you to buy the crap he's selling and be stuck with a lemon.