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ilja klutman

@ilja

“Dan zeggen ze ‘die kan niks’- maar die kan wél niks.” - Ruwe diamant.

Joined January 2007
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Jon@ArfMeasures13 Jul 2021
Doctor: do you exercise? Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks Doctor: Me: cronchies Doctor: I'm gonna put no Me: ok
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El Alfie@AlfieDies16 Jun 2020
Blackberries have cool stages of life, no?
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Bliss.
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Frank Sinatra called. He wanted a rap verse for "Fly Me to the Moon". Happy to oblige. (My broken glasses are totally an aesthetic choice.)
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Queer Eye and then asked it to write an episode of Queer Eye of its own. Here is the first page.
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Iceland!!! #EurovisionSongContest2019
Hey @TescoIrl, what a nice surprise to find the new Wicked Kitchen meals and salads in store. I’m having the black pepper tofu tonight 👍
I listen to a lot of podcasts. One of my favourites is Radiolab, listen to radiolab.org/story/antibodie… to have your mind blown. #trypod
Antibodies Part 1: CRISPR

Antibodies Part 1: CRISPR

In 2012, scientists had a realization: hidden inside one of the world’s smallest organisms, was one of the world’s most powerful tools.

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Thank you so very much for this!
are savoury waffles a thing? I like cheesy pancakes, but now I'm thinking cheese waffles might be even better.
- i watched that video 4 times and I am still sad it's over
Insane amount of excitement for a Friday evening.
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BumTree@Bum_Tree_18 Aug 2016
FOR SALE Tortoise on a teaspoon £100 would swap for a corn snake in a colander or similar.
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@Harald_Pol Zelf ben ik meer van de airquotes.
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Elvis Presley and Johnny Cash pose for a portrait in Memphis, Tennessee, 1957.
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Motivational quote of the day: xitter.gq/alaindebotton/status/7…
@JohnWhaiteBakes @fenella_smith it's like GBBO meets pottery throw down. Perfect!
I'm not liking 2016 so far. xitter.gq/BBCRadio4/status/72217…
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@BBCRadio418 Apr 2016
Everybody seems to think more celebrities than usual are dying. Can this possibly be true? bbc.in/22IN4fz
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