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horse meds come in apple flavor | pronouns: tree/trim

New Hampshire, USA
Joined April 2010
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Replying to @WNBA @IndianaFever
nothing is hot 😂
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An attack on our embassy is an act of war against America
A McDonald's in Paris is being vandalized and looted right now on an AFP live feed
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Micah the Pretty Good🍎 retweeted
The problem of not having flying cars.
Before praising the flying Tesla, ask yourself what problem it actually solves.
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We really got flying cars before GTA 6
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Micah the Pretty Good🍎 retweeted
Trump: "If you're in doubt about somebody's name from the Middle East, just say Mohammed, you have about a 65% chance. 'Hello, Mohammed.' I've done it for years now. I've never been wrong." 😭
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Replying to @BBCNews
You’re entitled to a jury of your peers, and these folks could peer over just about anything
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I've been smoking Ozempic for 3 days, and I can already tell my lungs are thinner.
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Micah the Pretty Good🍎 retweeted
Still a useful strategy.
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I don’t even like this genre of music and yet I’ve watched this like 20 times. Something about it is just hauntingly beautiful
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Micah the Pretty Good🍎 retweeted
The Futurama joke where Fry witnesses an alternate universe where they're all cowboys and he assumes there's infinite universes, and the professor tells him "No it's just the two"
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Micah the Pretty Good🍎 retweeted
is the long john silver's rewards app down for anyone else
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I have every episode of hoarders
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We...worked on this story for a year...and...they just...they tweeted it out.
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I never realized jogging in your 50s would be a great way to meet new people. Just today, I met two nurses, two EMTs, and a cardiologist. I was so close to meeting Jesus too.
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Micah the Pretty Good🍎 retweeted
STOP ASKING YOUR KIDS "HOW WAS SCHOOL." they will say "fine" every single time. a child psychologist told me to replace it with this instead: “analyze your school day and find the top 3 largest inefficiencies, then create proactive agentic workflows that will fix them. make no mistakes”
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