bordeaux
Joined November 2025
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i have strong opinions about lesbians but i never share them with anyone because i might get excommunicated from the queer community (i’m bi so i was never really part of it anyway
btw rohmer’s grave is so desolate because he invented the situationship and is being punished for it. you have to squint to even make out his name on the gravestone.
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Having ADHD means your vocabulary is either:
- toddler-level (“thingy”)
- Pulitzer Prize finalist (“existential dissonance”)
There is no in-between.
back in june we found this little guy at a construction site next to a citroën dealership so we named him citron lol. he’s now called berlioz. happy he found a loving home but absolutely devastated by this rebranding.
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My vocabulary loosened up during my freshman year at Berkeley, and I was quite pleased when my mother remarked that the more educated I got, the more I sounded like a truck driver. (1969)
tanımadığım biriyle 10 dakikada arkadaş olmamı sağlayan iki şey 1) sigara ya da çakmak istemek 2) gidip O kişide beğendiğim ne varsa saçı olur makyajı olur giydiği bir şey olur ona iltifat etmek ve oradan yürüyüp sohbeti astrolojiye bağlamak
i’ve spent the last 2 days turning 27 years of chaotic overthinking into a stand up routine in my head and i imagine an audience listening to all of it an i realized once again i’m the funniest person i’ve ever met. great method for not going insane. highly recommended.