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I don't think I've ever seen someone that can intentionally keep making the wrong decisions and just turn and blind eye to it as much as Maresca
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the half turn was also something pep hated too and it makes so much sense
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don't know if it's a Maresca thing or not but the way the wingers and midfielders always face away from goal before having to turn is so stupid and makes it so hard to attack teams the press well
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The last time this team played football was PSG away second half
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This is the worst City team I’ve ever witnessed, performances are worse then 24/25. Donnaruma tax too.
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who actually gives a fuck
It’s NO11, not number eleven or noteleven, you can call me 11 too
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I'm just realising PSG fans hit the poznan on us in our yarddd😭😭
resumed school today and i saw my last semester eye contact-ship smiling with another guy
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do you even know what a pivot is?? the pivot in this game is still Enzo and Anderson
Replying to @ofbmar
Bouaddi and anderson pivot like u all wanted and look at us
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Does the illness grow after you become an Assna fan or the illness makes you an Assna fan?
Manchester City won both coin flips vs Brighton yesterday. Manchester City won the shootout. Liverpool won both coin flips vs Chelsea yesterday. Liverpool won the shootout.
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Lock Maresca up man literally every team in the Prem can press better than us
𝐅𝐮𝐥𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝐀𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐚 𝐁𝐚𝐥l vs Crystal Palace He lost the game .. !!
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this Donnarumma comp bro??
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We weren't good out of possession last season, we signed three midfielders and a new manager in the summer and we became worse out of possession😂😂😂😂😂
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Cherki had just one half to play and the coach felt he was shit enough to get subbed out Enzo as an 8 had ZERO defensive contribution in 90 MINS so there's no agenda anywhere
No mate, let’s blame Enzo Fernandez and pretend Cherki is 2012 Messi and that anyone can coach the team. They both played staggeringly poor yesterday. Don’t get the agenda running for a while now.
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That first half is Wirtz average game
If Florian Wirtz had a 1st half like Cherki did now, we wouldn’t hear the end of it.
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Idiots like this won't say anything about Enzo, Guehi or Donnaruma since he only gets off by hating on Cherki
Take the cancer out, and the team plays better. Who would have thought?🤷‍♂️
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We sold Trafford to keep Big Donna😂😂😂😂😂
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on the same pitch btw
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Hopefully the nonsense about this large fucking oaf being the ‘best shotstopper in the world’ can die off now
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get my midfielder's name out yo mouth lil boy we're not mates
Hey @grok, do for Fede Valverde, Enzo Fernandez, Vitinha and Pedri in the last 3 years.
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