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I go to work and mind my business.

Florida, USA
Joined April 2009
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Offer to put a bill in your name and a few of those shots gonna fall, Webster.
Good luck Mr. West
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This Sopranos shit is not a hobby. Not. A. Hobby.
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25 years ago today, Michael Jackson released his final album ‘Invincible.’
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lol next question
LeBron James reveals why he doesn’t recommend Miami for a 25-year-old “I don’t recommend anybody go to Miami at 25” How old were you when you went to Miami? LeBron James: “25.” What was that like? LeBron James: “I don’t recommend anybody go to Miami at 25. If you don’t have… (laughs) Yeah, you gotta have a strong mindset. Uh yeah, I had it. I had a strong mindset. I don’t recommend people to go to Miami at 25. Yeah. Yeah.”
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Everybody with this build is already loved at home
Men, we don’t like this
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G is underrated. F it. Let’s get drunk: New Orleans and Nashville Atlanta and Miami? Certainly. Got a family? North Carolina got you.
What part of the country would you guys live in?
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AHHH IM SO SCARED, FREE MEDICARE???? 32 HOUR WORK WEEKS???? THIS IS SOOOO EVILLL
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oura rings also goalslop btw wdym you miss grades so much you want a report card for nap time
marathons are goalslop. yuppies will do anything to replace the thrill of receiving letter grades
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I’m worried we’ll lose the next generation of fat comics
Eli Lilly’s next generation weight loss drug, known as retatrutide, was shown to provide more than double the weight loss of Ozempic’s highest dose, according to new clinical trial results shared Wednesday. Read more: abcnews.link/hx1L3M0
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Idk why my 5 yr old says they went to see coach instead of saying he had gym class but that kinda rocks. Like yeah we went to see coach today. Hell yeah, buddy.
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Getting the president to reference your hog in two speeches has to count for an extra major championship on your record
Trump: Arnold Palmer was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there and said, 'Oh my god. That's unbelievable.'
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NEW: The NCAA tells us ZERO trans student-athletes are now competing in women's sports. Why does 15% of America think there are tens of THOUSANDS? "Politics are winning on the back of fiction."
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yall ain’t real brewers fans if you don’t know who this is
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soldiers looked at lockets as motivation 2 get back home
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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u can see the decline in literacy through this
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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BREAKING: France offers students $4.5 billion in school renovations and education reforms in a bid to end nationwide protests that have erupted into riots & looting.
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Job market is already in absolute shambles and now you gotta compete with 60,000 Microsoft employees 😭
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg. Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible. This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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“who should we lay off first” CEOs:
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg. Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible. This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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McDonald’s hit the spot when you don’t have your own conscious telling you it’s not good for you and it’s chipping days off your life
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Multiple celebrities are currently liking posts and videos of Nicki Minaj supporting President Donald Trump and the Republicans. People are finally waking up. Nicki Minaj has broken the wheel and shown that cancellation can no longer be used as a weapon to silence celebrities for their political beliefs.
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