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Burlesque queen🏆 Burlesque Hall of fame. Author📙Ebury books. Founder of the Body Compassion approach 🎗️Clinical EFT 🎗️Eating psychology

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Joined December 2009
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I’m no body language expert but I’d hazard a guess we’re fucked.
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Went to see @MarcAlmond last night and he was fabulous and giving serious 60s vibrations. Loved the songs. Loved the band. Great appearances from @immodestyblaize and @FollowMissHope
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Worst night of our lives. Mind you some of that high percentage cocoa chocolate does taste a lot like a candle
Rather disappointing evening. We thought we had some chocolate but it turned out to be a scented candle. It’s been taking up fridge space since Christmas too.
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I will forever be baffled by people who think that saturated fat is trying to kill you while unsaturated fat is trying to save you when every food that contains one contains the other.
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Nice copy on an American post: "It'd be real cool if we didn't try to destroy each other on a weekly basis. Last I checked, our eagle's got a left wing and a right wing full of brown, black and white feathers, and it'll need all of them to fly." (Jeff Neal, h/t Kate Bristow)
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Imagine if I had #diabetes. I had regular serve of #WeetBix carbs this morning. Just 22 grams enough to spike my glucose to unacceptable. Imagine if my pancreas was not working. Thinking back to childhood of 10 times that. #Sanitarium #warning
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Ten years ago I tweeted this. 9 years ago that idea had become Before I Go to Sleep, and 7 years ago that book was a number one bestseller. You never know what the tiniest spark of inspiration might one day become. #writingtip
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When an eminent super smart chap (the medical director of the Membership of The Royal College of Physians in the UK) posts a picture of a poster that says ‘They’re happy because they eat lard’ it’s a sign of major progress :)! @ProfTimNoakes @DrScottMurray @zoeharcombe xitter.gq/draseemmalhotra/status…
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Snack time at the European Obesity Meeting. Extra sugar anyone? – at Vienna, Austria
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If someone ever criticises your tidiness, show them this, the New York Review of Books office.
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Do you know your showgirl costume terms? Learn from @immodestyblaize bit.ly/2Fy9JaK #BurlesqueOutfit #Costume #ThrowbackThurs
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Dear Prime Minister @theresa_may, If you really want to solve the healthcare crisis please introduce measures to protect the public from the criminal activities of Big Pharma & the manipulations of the junk food industry. Yours Sincerely The NHS xitter.gq/gdnhealthcare/status/9…
ICYMI: Finance trumps patients at every level – UK healthcare needs an inquiry theguardian.com/healthcare-n…
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Encouragement for my blog outlining my attempts to stop Terry Richardson from assaulting more young women bit.ly/2yIOKRv
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Forever taking inspiration from the brilliance, beauty, and brains of the inimitable @immodestyblaize. #wcw
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Mais qu’est ce que c’est ? 🐔😂🐔 – at Beausoleil, France
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Anyone who thinks scientists like agreeing with one another has never attended a scientific conference.
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The announcement by LVMH and Kering to address thin model issues - a FIRST step towards diverse body and beauty ideals.
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