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Trying to find my inside voice since 1988

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2012
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“Eat a dick up til you hiccup” is now entering the lexicon
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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*taps the sign*
BREAKING Paramount has reached a settlement with California and other states, paving the way for the media conglomerate, run by David Ellison, to close its acquisition of Warner Bros Discovery before it has to start paying ticking fees to shareholders. Full Story: bloom.bg/3SXEu3H
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Everything in The Sopranos is intentional. Pussy’s watch is a Rolex Day Date with a red dial. I’m not a watch guy, but collectors have pointed out that Pussy’s has features that Rolex never sold together, and he’s the only major crew member with a “not so genuine” luxury watch
He had the cleanest rollie in the sopranos man(rip)😔
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The left has a serious, and I mean desperately serious, pretty much almost as bad as right-wingers, misogyny problem and we won’t make any progress unless the men reckon with it.
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The new DLC goes hard
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- and I’m gonna keep saying it.
This whole “You HAVE to use A.I because its unavoidable” is 100% propaganda and i will not be falling for it 😂❤️
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Think marijuana is harmless? Think again! (‘80s)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is an AI generated parody from RetroSludge, a YouTube channel dedicated to similar AI generated parodies. No such ad was ever produced as part of an anti-drug campaign. youtu.be/_O4e-7I1HVo?si…
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dont know anything about spencer pratt. but imo it's not a good idea for male politicians to wear black dress shirts, which were historically associated with seedy nightclub owners and criminals. does not inspire trust.
Spencer Pratt is firing back at claims he misled voters about living in a trailer after critics called him out for staying at Hotel Bel-Air. 🗣️
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Diego Pavia waiting for the 8th round to start
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In Hawai‘i during Thanksgiving Weekend 2021, the US Navy exposed 93,000 people to jet fuel-contaminated water - a majority of them Military families. Command lied to their own people until they posted pics of babies covered in rashes and videos lighting their tap water on fire.
In the United States military, we leave no American behind.
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The influencer and convicted felon Massimiliano Minnocci, known as Er Brasiliano, is running for mayor of Rome.
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Living in Nashville is weird because what do you mean some dude stepped in when the lady in front of him in the Publix checkout line was being rude to the cashier and the dude turned out to be Robert Plant from Led Zeppelin
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The cost of your flight went up because you searched for it twice. Your rideshare costs more because your phone battery is dying. This is surveillance pricing – corporations using your own data and behaviors against you. In the US Senate, I’ve got a plan to ban it.
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Austin Reaves got deep when asked about the 9-game win streak: “At a young age, I never won anything. With my brother being two years older than me … Basketball, baseball, tennis, ping-pong, he never let me win anything. So I grew a hatred to losing … Winning is -- it fixes everything”
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Let me explain what a $2 billion “cow collar” actually is 👇 They put an AI collar on a cow. It tracks location. Health. Movement. Behavior. Every second of every day. A farmer opens an app. Draws a line on a map. That line becomes a fence. No physical fence. No wall. Nothing visible. When the cow gets close to the boundary.. the collar vibrates. The cow turns around. Within 10 days the animal doesn’t even test the boundary anymore. It just stays inside. 700,000 animals are already wearing them. They called it a “cowgorithm.” They want you to laugh at it. Now read the technology again without the word cow.. 24/7 GPS tracking on every individual. Real time health and behavior monitoring. Invisible boundaries drawn from a phone. Movement controlled through vibration and sound. Subject learns compliance within days. $2 billion. And guess who led the investment… Peter Thiel. The same man who built Palantir. CIA backed surveillance from day one. The same man who just got a $10 billion Pentagon contract to run AI inside the military. His entire career is building systems that track and control. Now he’s funding a collar that does exactly that. They’re not investing in farming. The farming is the test… Most people have no idea what’s coming…
JUST IN: AI cow collar startup Halter raises at $2,000,000,000.00 valuation, uses proprietary “cowgorithm” to herd cattle.
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71 year old Rick Barnes tells Ja’Kobi Gillespie to “pause” 😂 From “Keep Pushin’ P” to this, Barnes always keeps up with modern lingo lol
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Michael Imperioli discusses a difficult time, a difficult day, and a difficult scene in The Sopranos. "We had similar demons"
A scene from season 5 was deleted and then used in the next season of The Sopranos. Terence Winter, Michael Imperioli and Tony Sirico discuss the flashback scene from The Sopranos "The Ride" episode.
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"We're roomates on the road too, we just can't get enough of each other" - jakobi Gillespie "You might want to retract that statement." - Rick Barnes 😭😭😭😭 Comedy Gold
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When I lock eyes with the guy bringing me my fajitas….
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