Sad Spice

I might have grippy socks, but you know what’s even more grippy? My heart

I love me some good stuffing, not in the bread way, but in the balls deep way

Well now that Halloween is over tis the season for a full bush in festive panties

I need the type of relationship that when I say “Gondor calls for aid” you know THE DAMN RIGHT ANSWER

Finally made a Hidden account!! I’ll be uploading videos I’ve already made & new ones as I make them - this will be a platform where you can get my videos individually!!!🫡 hidden.com/thesadspice

I have fangs so yes of course I’ll bite, but like in the good way not the bad way

If you can’t grow a beard no worries just use my bush as a cover

Tbh when I see a really hot guy I’ll think to myself, “man I’d ride that D till kingdom come” The kingdom might be coming and so am I

I’m beginning to realize that I put my normal not fanged teeth in when I’m in costume, because to me regular teeth are scarier

Which one is best???

I have the best job in the world, I get to dress up like a sultry lamp and make a joi video in it

Maybe if I dress like a skeleton for Halloween I can tell people I’m looking for my bone daddy

My second favorite conspiracy theory I’ll see is that I’m “being controlled by the devil” and sorry honey, I’m just scary on my own free will

Upside down or right side up??

I’ve been doing this Halloween costume series dressing up as cartoon moms and let me tell ya, THEY’RE ALL REDHEADS SO MANY ARE GINGER How come I just now noticed this???

Yeah I like to take naps in my coffin, gotta get some practice for the eternal slumber you know??

Yeah dating is kinda tricky ‘cause how am I supposed to explain to a man that I sleep next to my own coffin every night? Like will he think it’s rude that I don’t have a coffin for him too??

I think I’m getting so used to my fangs that they don’t even feel like they’re fang-y enough sometimes Or maybe I just secretly wanna give shark vibes idk anymore

I’m a VAMPIRE, of course my type of man is an obedient one, like who else would make a better familiar??

Wild to think that 4 years ago I started OF hoping that I might earn an extra $200 a month so that I could afford to get enough food to eat daily I for sure surpassed that goal and then some So a huge THANK YOU to everyone who’s supported me, I couldn’t do this without you❤️

It might seem sad that as a toothless gal I have to wear fake teeth for the rest of my life, but I like to look on the bright side that I get to CHOOSE my smile every day Which is why I always choose to fill it with as many ridiculously sharp teeth as possible