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I write code and sometimes words

Charlotte, NC
Joined February 2011
My neighbor Randy was once legally dead for 12 minutes and he said when he was in Hell they played Hey Soul Sister by Train 3 times.
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heading to the movies. πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ€­
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I’m overdue for a brain dead stare into a fire pit
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Spice is an analogy for Dr. Pepper
What's the coolest Dune theory you've heard?
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Nature is healing 🐦
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We putting Ms Rachel on College Gameday
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It’s so cool how there are already four seasons of a much better version of this show that you can watch right now on HBO Max
Druski's Megachurch skit is going to become a full TV series on Netflix. Releasing on December 1.
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this is how ella langley sounds like to me xitter.gq/minhosbug/status/21151…
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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since everyone is sharing their fav nathan bit mine is him doing the asian accent. kills me every single time
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my favorite nathan for you bit was kidnapping a random guy for cutting in line
top 3 momentos de nathan for you lloro de risa cada vez que me acuerdo
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edmund's folly would have made more sense if the witch bribed him with nerds gummy clusters
>be a child >read the lion the witch and the wardrobe >this kid gets manipulated with turkish delight >this must be good right? >finally have turkish delight >total ass >gets stuck in teeth >pain >anguish >this dipshit edumund sold out his family for THIS? >betrayed by c.s. lewis
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It's been a minute since I've played drums for a church. When did they decide that a snare drum needs to sound like hitting a wet trash can with a bat??
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ChatGPT saying "twin" and "NAHHH FR"
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Claude cannot drink 17 beers at the work happy hour
claude can basically do anything for you now. literally anything.
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everyone goes to japan but i go to st. augustine, florida
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